Craic Addict

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

you keep hearing these stories of terminally ill patients lying on their deathbeds and you really start to wonder if maybe moving those patients to their lifebeds would be better for their survival

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

maybe i should go use the pot to cook

point and click protagonist when you haven’t moved the mouse in 30 seconds:

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty