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✨student council voting edition✨

Inej: I’m surprised you’re actually voting. That’s very patriotic of you. Kaz: No, there are some people I hate running so I’m commenting voter fraud against them.

Nina: I’m voting for that one guy cuz leadership is his whole life, and I think if he loses he’s gonna kill himself. Wylan: Are you talking about me?

Matthias: Voting is your civic duty. Jesper *turns to Wylan*: How about you civic do-me 😉 Wylan: Genuinely, what does that mean??

Inej: On one hand, he’s a terrible option. Kaz: On the other hand, they’re all terrible options. Nina: You should have run. Inej: And be in a council with THEM.

Inej: You said your phone was broken, just forgot to charge it Wylan: Whole outfit you're wearing, God, I hope it's ironic Nina: Did you just say you're finished? Didn't know we started All three:It's all just so familiar, baby, what do you call it?

Nina: Stupid Wylan: Or is it slow? Inej: Maybe it's useless

All three: But there's a cuter word for it, I know Man-child Why you always come a-running to me? Fuck my life Won't you let an innocent woman be?

Inej: Never heard of self-care Wylan: Half your brain just ain't there Nina: Why you always come a-running, taking all my loving from me?

Wylan: Why so sexy if so dumb? Nina: And how survive the earth so long? Inej: If I'm not there, it won't get done

sidenote:

Y'all I need fic recs (ideally finished, if I become attached to one more ongoing fic it might kill me)

Jesper: Today someone told me I can’t be black and gay, and I had to pick a struggle, so I’m proud to announce I’m no longer black Wylan: Congratulations

Nina: I was messing with my friend and I drew a penis on their paper, but I also drew a uterus for equality

Kaz: I’ve been kicked out of several blackjack games, monopoly, uno, and an Easter egg hunt

Wylan: I think a lot of the world’s problems could be solved with canablism

Nina: *fake makes out with Inej* Matthias: Do I have to be here? Nina: HOMOPHOBIC

Jesper: We didn’t do anything illegal Matthias: WE JUST DANGLED SOMEONE OFF A BUILDING Jesper: There’s no way dangling someone off a building is a crime, not in Ketterdam

Kaz: If we’re out here for more than three days I’m gonna eat you whole Jesper: No you wouldn’t Kaz: I would eat you in manageable bite sized pieces

Jesper(me): I was at that level of bored where you feel itchy and disgusting and stressed for no reason, but I’m lowkey stimulation maxing rn, so it’s ok

Matthias: what does that even mean???

Jesper: *send a picture of crocheting while walking on a treadmill and drinking a monster*

Kaz: what the actual fuck

Wylan: I’m so in love with whatever’s wrong with you

Nina: Darlin, I’m gonna need you to ramp up the summer program search. I can’t deal with this shit for 3 months

Inej: I feel like we’re all forgetting that Jesper doesn’t actually have a gym membership

Kaz speaks or at least spoke with a country accent because he grew up in the countryside. He quickly abandoned it to be respected/survive in the barrel and further distance himself from Kaz Rietveld, BUT when he starts getting comfortable with Inej and Jesper (all the crows but these two especially) he starts letting little country mannerisms slip, AND THE TWO OF THEM GO CRAZY FOR IT

Kaz: I don’t know how you expect to win. You don’t even know the names of the pieces.

Nina: I do know the names. I have simply rebranded them. My king is Hanne, my queen is Matthias, and this little guy right here is Inej. Would you really be willing to kill Inej the love of your life.

Kaz: I can’t kill myself cause that would mean letting my enemies win

Jesper: you ever wanted someone so bad you hit em with the PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Wylan: um… no girl Jesper: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Inej: my life was so much easier before I wanted an emo man

Kaz (this one was literally my teacher): Do I have to start speaking in caveman so you guys will understand me?

Wylan: I would love to be the whimsical pink highlighter, unfortunately, I will always be the useful yet boring light blue one

The Rietveld brother brainrot runs deep