brb ironing the lung

Dabi as a Na’vi

Dabi as ash na’vi

𝓛𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝓕𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝓖𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐌 ✷ social media

SUMMARY . . . what i imagine social media would be like in gotham!⠀𓂃⠀( part 2 )

𝓽𝐚𝐠𝐬 ✶ smau (??), gotham civilian pov, not canon accurate AT ALL, made purely for fun, normal people just trying to survive their 9–5 while supervillains act up,, idk what else to tag this with

𝓷𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 ✶ i finally posted can u guys believe it bc i cant tbh 😭😭😭😭 anyway this was so fun to do.. i miss making these

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user07 · 5m                      found three dead rats outside my apartment with tiny 'j' symbols carved into their fur??? who tf has this much time                        ⠀⠀⠀⤷ anonymous training exercise                        ⠀⠀⠀⤷ user07 dude thats not helping

supermansno1fan · 20m                      i was THIS 🤏🤏 close to a full night of sleep and then what happens? batmobile breaks down outside my window and someone's yelling at the engine. it's FOUR AM. i hate this city.                        ⠀⠀⠀⤷ batmanscape u live in gotham what do u expect

grandavepharmacy · 1d                      We must announce a temporary closure due to the ongoing police pursuit on our block. Prescriptions will be available tomorrow, assuming structural integrity is restored.

getmeoutofgotham · 9h                      train delayed bc a guy in a green suit hijacked the PA system again BRO i’m missing my 9am meeting AGAIN                       ⠀⠀⠀⤷ riddlerfanacc He was js raising awareness 🤷            ⠀⠀⠀⤷ anonymous same thing happened last tuesday omg it’s      ⠀⠀⠀⠀ a pattern

bodegaon9th · 9h                      we open today at 8. joker attack or not.            ⠀⠀⠀⤷ jokerh8page Can we all just agree to bomb him?

redhoodgooner · 1h                      hi can people send me new red hood pics bc i miss him i havent seen him in so long 💔            ⠀⠀⠀⤷ afterhrs WAIT I GOT YOU HOLD ON            ⠀⠀⠀⤷ redhoodgooner omg ily thank you 💏

user81 · 7h                      joker gas leak on 5th again. store stayed open though. boss said “just wear the mask we bought during flu season” like that’s gonna help                      ⠀⠀⠀⤷ secretrobin If I see even one clown wig today I'm ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ clocking out no notice

anonymous · 40m                      ordered delivery and the guy texted stuck behind batcycle chase 😭😭😭😭

Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.

And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.

I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.