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collects rocksi feel like Ori is the one who collects rocks. i feel like maybe he’s the one thatcollects things. and fili is the one who sits there examining them and lets ori tell him about each and every one of them. and tell him where he got them. and explain why he picked them up. and sit there with his chin in his hand looking at ori like he’s actually the most fascinating being on the entire planet. 

takes pictures of the other while they’re asleepmodern verse: fili. and he captions them with cute things, or song lyrics, and then posts them, but only after he’s gotten ori’s permission, because he might be a jerk but he’s a considerate jerk. there’s probably one with one direction song lyrics. and another with an emily dickinson quote. and then just a random one that’s a quote from ori saying something like ‘stop taking pictures of me - ori :)))) ‘ 

gets drunk and breaks shitmiddle earth: probably fili, except that i don’t feel like he’s an angry drunk. if he broke shit, it’d be on accident. like, ‘oh shit i accidentally got clumsy and dropped the plate then laughed about it for ten minutes’ 

can’t swimi feel like dwarves are good swimmers. so neither. though if we’re talking ‘who gets out of barrels worst’, looking at you, ori, saw that dwalin had to get you out of there. yeah, yeah, you thought i was totally looking at what kili was doing with his injury but nah, saw you out of the corner of my eye, thought you should know, hahahahhaa. 

remembers to feed the fishmodern:both of them. there’s a little chart next to the fish with a box that says the date and then who already fed the fish, otherwise they’re both going to feed the fish, whose name is arkenstone. 

puts up Christmas decorations in Novembermodern: i’ve always loved jewish!dwarf headcanons but as a jewish woman i put up christmas decorations constantly so i’ve gotta say even if we go with the modern verse jewish headcanons, we’re going to answer this anyway. and my answer is that they do it together. as a couple bonding activity. 

makes Sims just to drown them in the poolit’s what he does on his time off. the only one he’s kept alive is named ori. he drowned thranduil fifteen times. 

brings the other coffee at worki feel like oRI BRINGS THE COFFEE TO FILI AT WORK because fili isalways tired at work, but ori will be working on things later at night at home and fili will either make him coffee it’s something that has to be worked on, or drag him to bed if it’s not. 

takes gym locker room selfiesboth of them. together. and send them to nori. 

                                                    Sιмply 

my sincerest apologies. 

    ( snorts and pokes          fili’s nose )

aye, i’ve just  said so. 

see if i leave my window open now

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