#UtterMalarky

WHEN YOUR BOSS ACCUSES YOU OF NOT CARING ABOUT YOUR JOB

WHEN YOU FIND YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL

WHEN THE MANAGER ASKS EVERYONE WHAT THEY ARE THANKFUL FOR AND THE OWNER SAYS TO THE MEXICAN STAFF MEMBERS “I BET THESE GUYS ARE HAPPY TO BE HERE AND NOT CARAVANING FROM MEXICO TO JUMP OVER THE WALL”

WHEN THE STAFF FINISHES THE THANKSGIVING MEAL AND THE BOSS THREATENS TO LAY PEOPLE OFF FOR NOT BEING MORE PRODUCTIVE THE REST OF THE DAY

WHEN YOUR BOSS THREATENS TO LAY OFF THE CUSTOMER SERVICE STAFF AFTER SHE SPENDS 3 HOURS ARGUING WITH AMERICAN AIRLINES CUSTOMER SERVICE

WHEN MY BOSS CALLS ME INTO HER OFFICE UNEXPECTEDLY

WHEN THE LAST CUSTOMER HAS TURNED TO EXIT

WHEN IT FINALLY TURNS TO 5 ON FRIDAY

WHEN I JUST WANT TO SIT ALONE IN THE BREAK ROOM FOR A MINUTE AND SEE ITS OCCUPIED

WHEN THE INNER SAVAGE COMES OUT FOR A QUICK ONE

WHEN ME AND MY BEST FRIEND STEP INTO A CROWDED BAR

WHEN THE FIRST THING A CUSTOMER DOES IS ASK TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER

WHEN A COWORKER WALKS OUT OF THE BOSSES OFFICE AFTER BEING IN THERE FOR A LONG TIME

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