You Stay Classy, My Little World

buses are so iconic they’re like “this little number tells you where I’m going hop on if you want idc” and everyone at the bus stop is like “wig”

…you have too much time on your …HANDS.

what compelled you to do this

is your razor fighting toxic masculinity? does harry potter support trans rights? are your sneakers racist? has triscuits released a statement about police brutality

dogs are like i will lay down and huff sadly while staring balefully at you until you feel guilty and give me food. cats are like hey mom oh nice cereal don’t mind if i do! with their little criminal faces already in your fucking bowl

Wish that job interviews could literally just be an informal chat and not some dumbass formal performance they’ll never see you do again. It should be easy enough to tell if someone is polite and willing enough to work from a discussion about the job and what it entails without all these stupidly structured open ended questions

a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you