vwelcome to our barty

dont tell anybody but lets just say ewvery top vwishes he could bottom

“vwell, looks like youre breakin some rules here right novw, heheh”“vwhere ya goin after alteria? someplace out in space? thats vwhere they sent ewveryone else- i just happened to go out for a space vwalk and get lost, haha”

(actually vwastey says hes not a bottom, and jockster says he has a boyfriend)((both are just making excuses! vwho vwould pass that up!))

“yea vwe vwere both pretty shocked at first, heheh. vwould you ewver imagine snuggling a pillovw during the night, and in the morning theres a vwhole ass person there instead- let alone someone vwhos you but.. not you? lmao, he pulled his damn gun out on me too! fuckin crazy, chief!”Spacey here says ‘lmao’ out loud, instead of actually laughing like any normal person. Pronounced as the letter, l m a o. He kicks his feet onto the side of his desk, and leans back onto his chair. “vwell i vwas born on alternia. not so sure about the other tvwo. vwastey seems to hawve no idea vwhat the planet is, and he keeps saying hes from the, ahem, mojawve. vwhatewver that is! jockster says earth! EARTH! TROLLS ON EARTH! actually its not too farfetched since i basically liwve there too.. more of a drifter around space and all, but- i like their grub-less vwaters, haha”“but…” He rolls back in, shifting to lean his arms into the desk, giving you a smirk.“enough about me, vwhat about you?”

He immediately goes to scarfing down the rest of the half eaten sandwich in an absolutely disgusting manner (seriously, you think he might have shoved his entire fist in that maw). He ‘finishes’ it, and starts addressing himself, still half full with bread.“farry, i dinnit fink it fvwoold vwork- that quickly.”He swallows halfway through, and takes off his goggles and chucks them behind him. “hey, the names cronus! but for ease, you can call me spacey. i just sent out a signal a fevw hours ago to contact people from the outside- im kinda trapped here vwith a fevw assholes that like to imitate me.”“i used to just be in my ovwn little realm, but a couple months or so ago vwe all just vwoke up here. no explanation, no nothin’. me and vwastey vwere here first, jockster came in later. i dont knovw hovw it happens, or vwhy it happens, but im pretty sure vwere all in agreement that vwed like to go home by novw.my thought? that someone vwanted us here. probably to get us out of the vway for later, maybe pure annoyance, you newver knovw.”