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Beneath the Fairy Rose Moon

Chapter 17: Drag Path (AKA Dungeon Crawler Shane) ʚ Shane/Female Player • WIP 200k+ • Explicit • New chapter every other Saturday

Cole, Harvey, and Shane race to rescue Briar from the mines.

Notes: This chapter is brought to you by Larry, a stink bug whom I was too afraid to touch, so he sat next to me on the couch while I edited and posted this lmao ❗Trigger/content warnings/additional tags: blood, light gore, medical procedures, violence, monster fighting, angst

🎵 Playlist: Drag Path - Twenty One Pilots

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kaikonn

Goofy chicken dad 🐓🌼✨ (Based on this video my friend sent me)

#reblogging even more oldies that I love 🥰#sdv shane #stardew shane #stardew valley shane #stardew valley

pedropascalforpresident

someone: how can you love a video game character that much?

me:

#sdv shane #stardew shane

swinging-stars-from-satellites

#it’s been a minute #💃

mewnbuns

your blorbo comes home one day with a chopped haircut, how do you react?

laugh about it (in good spirits)

compliment them on it anyway

try to avoid mentioning it

leave them (LMAO)

a secret 5th option

Remaining time: 16 hours 32 minutes

#laugh about it and then get my shears and clippers and fix it #just like I do for my irl husband 😅

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I thought dealing with doctors/doctors’ offices as a patient was the worst thing in the world… and then I had the brilliant idea to get into healthcare. HAHA.

#emailed a secretary to take care of something #she emailed everyone in the clinic #and then the clinic coordinator emailed the doctor #who then wrote a novel calling them all stupid #because what I needed should’ve been taken care of by THE FIRST PERSON I EMAILED #🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬#this is TWO WEEKS after I sent my email #vent post #healthcare

theconcealedweapon

sckmf

Shane <3 by sickmofo

#stardew valley #sdv shane #stardew shane #stardew valley shane

moonageromantic

Full time job at the yearning factory

commiefaggoth

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

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calellon

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

heroexxs-a

catchymemes

Took a stab at this. Took me way too long 🫪

Sorry about my chicken scratch lmao. I could’ve used text but mehhhh. You get the bootleg apple pen instead.

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#stardew valley #sdv farmer #stardew farmer #sdv oc #stardew oc #sdv shane #stardew shane #shane x farmer

cruel-hiraeth

2d man who has never kneeled for anyone in his life dropping to his knees to worship you

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thebumblecee

some of you are so fucking talented and you’re using it to spread joy and happiness around for free

magnificent creatures, the lot of you

Me to my OCs: I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

#shit post #ocs #writing #original characters #supernatural #spn #castiel

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