As I Am

Ahoy…! **NSFW and intended for 18+ only** Pirate’s Rules: 1. If you’re under 18 please do NOT come aboard, follow me, or reblog my posts; I’m old enough to be your mother and that’s really icky. Please turn around, walk the plank, go for a nice swim and come back when you’re older. 2. If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re” – consider yourself tied to the main masthead until you learn it. 3. If you are an empty blog, with no posts and no title - you will be blocked/ignored. Walk the plank and heave to. 4. Gentlemen…please do not submit photos of your penis. If I want to know what your penis looks like, I’ll ask you & send you a treasure map with specific instructions on where to find me. Until then, keep your pants on and walk the plank. Oh my...naked man overboard! Watch out for the sharks darlin’..... 5. Do not send me photos of, or posts about, your bodily waste functions. Not interested, ever. You’ve been blocked, cut off, heaved to, and keelhauled; you are now chum for the sharks, and you won’t come aboard again. 6. If you’re looking for silly young girls or boys, you’re definitely on the wrong ship. Only adventurous and intelligent women and men will be found here. Walk the plank and watch out for those sharks…… 7. I’m flying the Jolly Roger, but no piracy is intended. Most posts were found on the Internet in the public domain. Credit has been given where known. If I have posted something which is yours and you want it removed, please signal me and I’ll remove it. Everyone else…..ahoy and welcome aboard the Calypso!!! I’m your pirate captain, Gertrude Stubbs. Come join me for great adventures on land, and on the high seas. This blog and everything posted here is for my own pleasure and entertainment. It is very eclectic and erotic, and reflects whatever I’m in the mood for at the moment. I’m always fascinated with new treasures! I’m not trying to please you or see how many followers I can collect. I blog what I like and I follow what I like; I may or may not follow you back. I appreciate all those who follow my blog, and especially those who send me nice comments. If you like what you find here, stay aboard and sail with me for awhile. If not, you’re free to jump ship at any time. You’re invited to Ask, Submit or Chat; but please keep it civil. Thanks for coming aboard!! You are all so beautiful...!