every single woman from overwatch look alike contest in my bedroom NOWWWWW

drive home from work in my black car with no working AC when the current feels like temp outside is 104°F just genuinely ruined my entire day cause now im pissed off and my shirt is soaking wet. can i catch a break

best part about moving in with my wife in 2 weeks is we’re gonna get to spend the winter months and holidays together now oh my god im so excited i could die. we will get settled into our new life together and then fall will come and we’ll get to watch scary movies and decorate for halloween and have a cheesy couples costume and go on a pumpkin patch date and then winter will come and we’ll cook warm meals and bake cookies together and go see christmas lights and wear matching festive pajama pants. all while snuggling our cat and eventual dog under our handmade blankets. what the hell dude. Nobody ever told me life could be this beautiful

listening to abstract (psychopomp) for the first time in a long time thinking about strattland. ithink im gonna be Sick

asked my gay coworker if his boyfriend is ugly and he said “eh… not really?”