my wife and i are at a cute restaurant having seafood by the water and this fucking guy behind us keeps farting we cant hold it together

everybody that works in medical especially in a clinical role needs to be nicer to your front desk staff i am not fucking playing

was listening to a song that reminds me both of houlihawk and strattland and realized a phm mash au would go crazy. margaret would be the world’s whipping boy for the greater good of humanity and if she absolutely had to she Would send hawkeye to space (and maybe also just for fun as a treat). hawkeye was born to be somebody’s dead wife

d.mon hero trailer was awesome i’m soooo excited for the new ovw season But i have a question. why is wrecking ball doing hamster 9/11

kind of really insane how male serial killers will rape and torture and murder women for fun because they want to and it gets them off and people will still put them on pedestals and say they’re hot because murder is attractive and then when a case like lindsay clancy’s comes up you have everyone saying she’s a sick bitch of a monster who needs to rot in prison forever even after she had been consistently begging for help and treatment for PPD/PPP. genuinely everything comes back to misogyny

can i say something potentially controversial that may make other lesbians mad at me. i see no problem with and in fact i really enjoy headcanoning male characters as lesbians or butches i truly dgaf. the argument i see most often is “people should care about actual women and lesbians instead of just making the men lesbians” which absolutely i 100% agree with HOWEVER . idk man i think it depends sometimes. obviously if you Don’t actually care about women and lesbians and are just doing it for brownie points from dykes you suck and i’m throwing rocks at you but as a lesbian it’s so much more fun and meaningful to engage with stuff if i can think about it in a lesbian way. sometimes a m/f ship is so good and makes me crazy but i’m not attracted to men and i don’t care to respect a fictional guy’s manhood or whatever and it makes me happier and more fulfilled to think about women and lesbians. headcanoning a man as a he/him butch used to be one of the wokest things you could do online and now everyone’s mad like omg can lesbians have anything genuinely

girl help im feeling autistic about jurassic park again