Urnzlak

every pokemon is a little guy for those with the eyes to see it

who else up thinkin about Porygon rn

porygon is such a rad little friend I love him so

going to sleep after an argument is the funniest shit ever. like "ykw, fuck you, I'm fast travelling to when you have a better attitude"

my new years resolution is to talk about Porygon more often

not to be controversial but I think animal farm would be solved if the pigs were shot instantly

the absolute nerve of my pixel 6a to ask to update to Android 15 like it didn't have an aneurysm updating to Android 14

the internet's trying to make me panic about the state of the world when there's nothing I can do about it except play pokemon leafgreen on my phone