I think I thought, and feel, still, that I have to provide that

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you*

"no one reads or thinks anymore" type posts are so unserious. get off tumblr and chisel that into a stone tablet to match how old your specific brand of whining is

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians