We're sinking, never die

Whatever, you’re not fooling me, Puckerman. Good, then stop bringing up things like that. I want you right now, just you… and I don’t want to talk about other guys either.. Like I said, I’m fine with anything as long as I’m with you. So, wherever you want to go, whatever you want to do…

Of course not, I never can. Alright, it’s a conversation for a later day then. For now let’s just work on making you feel better and bringing some kind of a smile to that beautiful face of yours. Okay then, I’ll swing by your place to get you in a little while. And I’ll let you know when I’m at the corner down block from your house. We’ll see where life brings us for the day, okay?

So, that means you’re happy that he’s out of the way. I don’t know, maybe.. maybe not.. that’s not something that’s on my mind at the moment. And do what, exactly? Just driving around? Alright, I suppose we could, whatever you want to do. I just don’t want to be alone right now…

I wouldn’t call it being happy over it, not upset, sure, but not exactly happy. Which is understandable., Heather, really... No, not just drive around. See what we can get to when we get there. Or if there’s not suitable, we could also escape to our spot in the woods. Spend some time with nature, just not how we usually do. 

Oh please, of course you’re happy. Just admit it, the fact that you had to share me with him made you totally jealous. I don’t know, I already went shopping but even new Louboutins couldn’t make me feel better. So, I’m open to suggestions.

Yea, of course it made me jealous. But just because he’s out of the picture doesn’t mean much. It’s only a matter of time before you find yourself a new golden boy to sport on your arm, right? ... How about I pick you up on my bike and we get out of Lima for the day? Not far, to one of the neighboring towns, we’d be home by sundown. But some place where you and your ex-block head don’t have remnants. 

It’s not funny, Puckerman. Nothing about this is funny, especially your awful jokes. I know you’re happy about Tommy dumping me but could you please not make it that obvious? That depends on what you’re proposing, and how terribly annoying you’re going to be about it. 

Why would I be happy about Tommy breaking up with you? It’s not like I gain much out of it. The only difference now is that you’re publicly single instead of publicly seeing someone else. Try not to make assumptions there, I’m trying to empathize with you... I’m proposing whatever you want to do. Whatever is up to Heather Anderson’s standards and will cheer her up the most ... because, not offence, crying and cuddling in bed probably isn’t gonna do much other than let you dwell on it. 

…For a little while? You’re just impossible… If this is you trying and being nice then it’s not helping me at all. And what’s that supposed to mean?

Yeesh, Heather, I was joking around. I know you’re in a bad mood but try not to be so serious. Alright, okay, I’ll try harder then... Nothing, just another joke, but you don’t seem to be enjoying those so moving on. Why don’t we do something to get your mind off of it all? How’s that sound? 

And why do you have to make it sound like that’s such a hard thing to do? Don’t you want me to feel better as well? You’re my boyfriend, my only boyfriend… you’re supposed to want to make me happy. I shouldn’t have to ask.

Of course I want you too feel better as well. And to make you happy, which is why I’ve agreed to attempt to be a decent enough human being to you for a little while... wow, I guess I am. Huh, now I get why you were so upset. 

Then why can’t you just say it then? Why do you have make me feel worse first? And I have no idea what you mean by that. Tommy broke up with me, for no good reason and I have every right to feel upset about that. We’ve dated for over a year.. he was my first real boyfriend.. I’m sorry if that pisses you off but can’t you turn that off for now and make me feel better?

Old habits die hard, I guess. Alright, okay, turning it off and biting tongue. I’m not gonna answer what I meant by that because I’m bring nice for now and you want to feel better. 

Who cares whether it’s nice or not?? We both know it’s the truth. Yes! Yes, that would be a what you’re supposed to say and do but clearly you don’t give a damn about me. You don’t care that I’m upset because you’re a jerk.

Of course I care that you’re upset, and I’m very sorry that you’re upset... Right... Look, he’s very obviously a jerk for dumping you, could probably consider him an idiot too. But what’s the big deal? Are you upset that he broke up with you, or are you upset that he broke up with you?

How would you know who they’re sleeping with?? Those sluts probably can’t even remember that themselves. …Seriously, Uriah? Is that all you have to say?? 

What a nice way to talk about the people I spend my time with... I’m sorry, Heather, but what would you like me to say right now? I’m sorry your actual boyfriend broke up with you? Should I come wipe your tears for you or something? Don’t tell me you don’t understand how weird that sounds.  

I DON’T KNOW! It makes no sense! Why would anyone want to break up with me?? He gave me some whimpy excuse, the ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ kind of crap. I think he’s seeing someone else… One of your gross slutty friends probably seduced my little honeybee. I just can’t believe this is happening…

Right, well, while that could be a possibility, I can probably promise you that he’s not seeing any of them. Recheck you crazy cheer friends ... besides, it was only a matter of time before something like this happened Heather. Gotta make due with what you can. 

PM || Huriah

Yikes, that’s gotta suck, princess. Why’d he do that to you? 

PM: I don’t understand why you keep asking me that, because he’s not going to find out. As long as neither of us talk about it, then he could’t possibly find out. Don’t you think that I know that you can’t buy me a diamond ring? It’s fine. Yes, it looks great on me, but I’m not bothered by you not giving me one. I’m happy just to be with you and spend time with you. I love you, Uriah..

PM: I love you too, princess... Which is why I want you to really start thinking about this set up. Because it’s not fine. And I know as long as neither of us say anything, he won’t find out... but I really want you to start thinking about the consequences that come with being with me... okay?