Greetings from Hell

Carbs? Love her

According to National Geographic, this is what the average American will look like in the year 2050

so we’re all gonna look like Handsome Squidward? 

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

highkey i just wanna get kissed

dont catch feelings you’ll die

no offense but why am i a dumb bitch who doesnt take her own advice

tbh…. I hate communicating….. we can only be friends if u can read my mind…..

*someone threatens me with a knife* Me: joke’s on you, now I’m horny

Hi-fiveing after sex because you were both so awesome.

*slaps ass* “hit the showers kid, good game”

do u ever just see a boy…. and you’re like.:… wow…..i wouldn’t mind if he kissed me………

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

“i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”