Reasons i shouldn't have a blog.

Remember

that second drawing is Stitch energy

Damn babe that’s crazy *continues to butter my biscuit*

wheere do i go to get ohio guys

I thought this was my hometown for a second

So this has actually been cited by academics as part of the major draw to online spaces is the fact that just existing in public is reacted to with hostility and punishment. Gretchen McCulloch discussed this is in her book Because Internet, citing research that shows teens and young adults want to be outside! We want to spend time in social places, it’s just that there aren’t any places to exist in public without being charged for it.

When I was homeless as a kid my little brother and I loved to go to the library. We would keep warm in there reading good books all day long. Until residents of the town complained about us “loitering” at the library each day. The library staff then told us we were no longer allowed to stay more than an hour at a time. Imagine seeing two homeless children spending their entire days quietly reading just to keep out of the cold and having a damn problem with it.

this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life

You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.

DO A BARREL ROLL

Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better.

@master-of-strings

GO BACK TO SONGWRITING MORRISSEY

If I ever write anything this atrocious, please, someone, anyone, smack me upside the head.

Come, sonny boy

@sephet everything in this post is gold.

On days when I look at my writing and worry I have failed… I have not failed as hard as these people. jfc

I wasnt loved as a child so now I'm evil and dont go to bed on time