ugh.

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

the thing twitter has over tumblr is the ability to have handles next to your url which is especially good in the case of environmental storytelling, for example the person that tweeted something like "every time a gay person [does something nonserious] I go to chick fil a" as an obvious joke and their handle in the screenshot was "[name] the GAY IM GAY" you really cant get that level of storytelling here