untold.

1. Can’t take photos of her or with her ‘cause they all end up cursed images. And even if you risk it, her face is always distorted and shit in a permanent death-scream. You show it to your friends on your phone and they go all pale and can’t speak .Rude. Like I know she’s not your type but.

2. Ditto with cute videos. Can’t film her ‘cause she ends up all distorted, doing that death rattle again and glitching all over the place. And everyone who watches it dies in seven days. Nothing to show grandkids.

3. All your friends keep complaining that you post too many photos and videos of her. They’re probably jealous that you have such a loving relationship. But it’s probably that curse/die in seven days thing again.

4. Animals do not want to be around her. No pets. Dogs trying to attack us. Cool.

5. Watching films is a chore because she’s always stopping it and freezing it at creepy ominous moments. Can never finish a film. And you try and watch a video cassette and she fucking ruins it, trying to curse it and shit and you’re all ‘baby no not again’.

6. Always trying to grab your ankles under the bed/fridge/sofa/etc. Give it a rest, love.

7. Death rattles are worse than snoring.

8. She also fucks up the radio and any music you’re listening to. End up listening to ‘Turn Around, Look At Me’ by The Vogues over and over because it’s the only song she’ll let you play. Always ends up stuck on one line and keeps looping it or slowing it down. Have to drive everywhere in silence.

9. She hid in the fridge once. What the fuck.