BRAWN.

     “Right, right -- still working for that bastard Izaya. Tsk. That flea better be staying out of trouble, can’t imagine that crap he drags you in. The pay better be worth it, if I were you I’d charge double. A scythe to the neck ought a do it.” Shizuo couldn’t imagine working under someone like Izaya, the thought made him physically SICK. No doubt in his mind, he’d of killed him long before. No, maybe not KILLED, but at least put him out of commission. He didn’t want to be a complete MONSTER. That creep would probably get a kick out of it -- he wouldn’t let him have that satisfaction. 

     TSK -- still with that name hUH, flea ? //he wasn’t surprised/ All the crap that       goes down in Ikebukuro is YOUR doing. So no, I don’t think I WILL leave you in peace,       just PIECES. 

     HMU fam, like for a starter ! I see all the crossover possibilities too yes good !

     Oh ? So he’d gotten a laugh from her ? That was always encouraging. It was nice to know they shared similar feelings towards that damn flea -- she was the only one he ever talked to about HIMon the rare occasion. He didn’t trust him one bit, especially where Celty was concerned -- call it a bad feeling. His hunches were usually right too. “Hell I’d pay to see it. Now if aliens were to invade, we’d have something to look forward too.” 

     ALARM BELLS ARE GOING OFF IN HIS HEAD. HE KNOWS. 

Private/Selective Shizuo Heiwajima from the DURARARA!! series penned by Gwyn. Like and/or reblog if you are interested in interacting with a temperamental bodyguard who dresses like a bartender. WARNING; FLYING VENDING MACHINES PRESENT 

     “If aliens invaded I’d let you too.” Unimaginable things seemed to eat this city up every day, guess ailens invading wasn’t TOO far fetched. Still, he doubted it would be anything like those ‘documentaries’. Although the two were similar in some ways, Shizuo refused to point this out to Celty -- he could already imagine her reaction. “As along as they abduct that bastard IZAYA I wouldn’t have any issues with them.”