Sauntering Vaguely Downwards

omg she wrote "The Seventh Bride" which I love you tricksy woman!!!

ilya in 2018 literally had a long distance girlfriend in canada named um. jane. none of you know her no you can't see a picture of her. really funny

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figure of emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

the cursed amulet stays ON during sex

i know im the one who insisted, but now i feel like you're focusing too much on the cursed amulet during sex? im here too

you can stroke my neck without it being an excuse to feel up the cursed amulet....you can focus on MY moans of pleasure and not just the amulet's sinister whisperings...... be honest when u press your ear to my chest, are u listening to my heartbeat or are you & the amulet doing pillow talk without me??

Okay that would be a funny mistake, but it *does* imply Anon did do their research. So credit where credit is due.

I'm gonna be real with you: picking the top result from a google search, not questioning at all whether a for-profit organization with a vested interest in selling their reading programs is a trustworthy source, still immediately misreading your findings, and leaning heavily on US-centricism for their argument isn't the kind of research I'm giving a lot of credit for. that's like, D- work. barely engaged with the assignment.

hear me out cake except it’s your wildest and stupidest transition goals