Tumblr killed me, and came back wrong

What the fuck is radiation. "Hey there's this invisible force with the magical power to move every single molecule in your body a little bit to the left. Consequently you shit blood and die."

Wet Beast Wednesday

men aren't obsessed with Rome they're obsessed with being patriarchs who get to subjugate everyone around them. He doesn't care about Pliny the Elder, he's having wet dreams where he gets to be Caesar. It's unironically the new vegas thing, we're living in an age beyond on-the-nose satire. This was also mussolini's deal

what should I listen to

women

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

calling meta glasses "pervert glasses" will not help because men don't view sexual harassment of women as perverted behavior, or, at least the men engaging in such behavior won't. much of so-called pervert behavior in general is not really a perversion of anything but patriarchy working as intended anyway