don’t let big tv show maim your favorite books

just finished the raven cycle. i’ll never be myself again

if you see a bad bitch in the churchyard tonight don't worry. that's my good and personal friend DICK gansey and he's about to have the world's worst meetcute

i think the best form of advertising i could singlehandedly give for the raven cycle is that the series' one star reviews on goodreads from 2012 largely consist of harry potter fans who are upset because "they never stop to explain the magic system" (to which the average trc fan would say. what magic system) and say stuff like "i think this character is meant to be like one of the weasleys but the author is writing wrong because this is a different character"

monkey's paw curls after hearing someone say hp diehards need to read another book

hennessy could be a tumblr sexyman if people were cool

if tumblr shuts down you can find me in our shared dreamscape of a magical forest that we can both take items out of and into the waking world. watch out though my next dream is going to be a dragon made of fire i’m planning to use to kill myself because you didn’t want to fuck me

Noah’s death is a tragedy specifically because that 2000s emo boy is forced to spend his afterlife in his fucking school uniform and not his emo drip. devastating.

“I’ve been dead for seven years,” is probably the cleverest response to someone saying your hands are cold, ever.

NEVERMIND

i heard you call me president cell phone when the vision tree got you brave

[ronan voice] no bro YOU live in a society. i live in my best friend’s warehouse.