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gender-wise i'm like how the brother in an 2000s sitcom would run downstairs and grab a waffle from the plate and run out the door, having not eaten any of the beautiful breakfast she prepared. im like how the 17-year-old boy in a movie acts when he discovers he has superpowers.

sometimes college roommates are like the closest you get to living at home again with your siblings ever since you’ve stopped living at home with your siblings. because you’re like your landlord’s children. my brother in venmo.

just rediscovered a local band who makes music that sounds like if they might be giants smoked the weed that made them read mary oliver. one EP on spotify. 0 monthly listeners. fantastic

the only things i do when i get high are the things i wanted to do as a kid. ooo look at me im gonna eat pizza and chocolate milk. ooo look at me im gonna wear over ear headphones again without feeling unsafe in my own home. ooo look at me im gonna google search random things for hours uninterrupted and pull up 4000 wikipedia pages. shut up

geologist michael jackson: i wanna rock

working with nursing home residents will change how you treat yourself. a woman apologized to me for not eating breakfast fast enough and i slipped into the shoes of a best friend of mine. haven't you heard that lovers clear each others plates?

i really hope that adderall and weed interact exactly the way that metroman and megamind interact in hit 2010 movie megamind. committed to the bit. pretty gay. john green being there for some reason.

working with your nursing home residents is really like. yes i know how you like your coffee. yes i know which drawers your pajamas go in. yes i will show you how to send photos to your daughter. yes i will sit with you while you cry. yes i know the blanket with peacocks is yours. yes i want to hear about your sister who just passed. yes i can bring you cookies before dinner. yes i miss her too. yes i will be careful with your stuffed animal. yes i can tell you when bingo is. yes i know how to fix your tv. yes i know how hard it is to be unwell and ask for help. yes i like the birds at your birdfeeder. yes i will tell you about my life so you can feel that you know me even though you will forget by tomorrow. no i don't believe in god but yes i believe you will get to go in peace.

not eating is great because like. is it the anti-depressants suppressing your appetite or the ADHD or your mother or That One Comment or ARFID or the nausea because you haven't eaten or the eating culture of competitive athletics or no reason or a deficiency or the caffeine or the food insecurity or the guilt or