It's Cookiiiee

i am SO PRETTY from a little distance, in a shaky selfie, passing by, in low lighting. it’s the added mystery. NO u don’t have to come closer, this is fine

ok

thank

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches

The older this gets the funnier it is

THEY’RE GETTING SMARTER.

Nah, most big primates aren’t “getting” smarter, they ARE smart. Either she saw something similar and decided OOHH COMFY, OR she thought it up on her own. Big apes be smart yo!

They weave leaves together to create nests like why wouldn’t they be able to do something similar with fabric?

god watching me sin

i think it’s so wholesome that whenever me or my friends have issues w our plants 🌱 .. i always send my mom a pic and she gives us a diagnosis and what to do

Plant not gay

Gays are happy

Why does she talk like some sort of hermit shaman who lives in a mossy cave

moms just talk like that in texts sometimes

British people are like, what do you mean our cuisine is gross? Do you not like beans on sneakers?

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors.