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I know, right??? God.

Somersaults down the stairs. Breaks my neck. Nice! 

That apparently seems to be a universal thing. What’s even up with that? It’s not fair. Like, okay, I’d understand if he was just like, six foot something, people are all that tall sometimes, but eight feet is just ridiculous. Fuck.

All Sawtooths are fucking huge and I, personally, am offended. Who said that was okay. 

I know that feeling. How much taller is he than you? :? Since it’s usually taller people who do the squishing. Which is horrible, they’re already so much higher up and it’s a mess when they end up tangling their limbs in the blankets. However, they can reach top cabinets and it’s kind of funny seeing them accidentally hit their head on things, so I guess they’re not all bad.

He's not really taller than me by much but he's way more jacked than I am. You know who is taller than me? And everyone ever? Sawtooth. Fuck.