Can't kill me bitches

"No!" He interjected. Because it was just a joke, and they weren’t gonna start talking about hypothetical wedding plans!

Stan looked genuinely confused and even a little hurt. “What? Are you saying I wouldn’t be!?”

Turning to his best friend, Kyle searched his face. Really!? He actually thought he wouldn’t be his best man? He was just asking for what Kyle said next. “Nah, dude. You’d be my Bridesmaid.”

The look of horror on Stan’s face was priceless, and Kyle ended up laughing. Realizing that his best friend was joking, he relaxed and leaned back a little into his seat. “Fine, but I’m not wearing anything in lilac.”

***

     Ah, usual day. His friends cracking jokes on the bus and Kenny not saying a word. He'd talked so much with Kyle yesterday and when they were at the bus stop, but the boy quickly shut up and listened to the conversation around him. Luckily, Eric wasn't interjecting anything, always a plus. Laughing was the only sound coming from Kenny as the two joked, of course the idea of a wedding crossed his mind. Who'd be the husband and who'd be the bride? --No doubt in his mind, he'd even fight Kyle to be the bride. Wearing dresses was something the boy always liked, and that sure as fuck didn't make him a girl. He was still a guy, just liked dresses.      And the rest of the bus ride was quiet from there on out, looking out the window from time to time. In all honesty, yes, it did upset Kenny. The fact that Kyle had to tell so many people of his whereabouts and make up stories so people wouldn't freak out, whilst no one would mind if Kenny left. He did all the time, leaving to his grave. Sometimes he turned to a ghost or spirit and watched as no one was concerned, his excited and happy feeling leaving him quiet quickly.      The rest of the day was quiet and slow, not paying attention during many of his classes. The only people to tell of his absence was his teachers--who would only pile him up with the homework for the next two days. No way was he doing that!

The whisper startled the boy, his head slowly turning back to see Tweek just behind his head. He was only going to go home for the night, they would see each other at school tomorrow. Why was he so sad to see him leave? “Uh…Okay.” He turned the rest of his body around, keeping his eyes locked on Tweek. All of his muscles tensed up for a split second before he finally asked, “Is everything okay?”

"Hey little friend.  I bet you’re hungry too…

"Don’t worry.  With my luck you’ll have something to eat before long…"

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The whisper startled the boy, his head slowly turning back to see Tweek just behind his head. He was only going to go home for the night, they would see each other at school tomorrow. Why was he so sad to see him leave? “Uh…Okay.” He turned the rest of his body around, keeping his eyes locked on Tweek. All of his muscles tensed up for a split second before he finally asked, “Is everything okay?”

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8. An angry/jealous text

[text] hey you know that guy you’ve been hanging out with?[text] yeah. stop hanging with him

Then he was worrying about Karen and Kyle couldn’t help but smile. He got that, having his own little asshole of a brother to look after. “I don’t know, depends on how fast the bus goes.” Probably a week and a half, but he didn’t want to say it out loud. Who knows what could happen! “I’m sure she’ll be alright.”

He couldn’t help but laugh lightly. Kenny had no idea just how much Kyle agreed with him there. “You make it sound like we’re gonna elope,” he couldn’t help but tease before taking his usual empty spot next to Stan, who was already waiting for him.

Who unfortunately overheard them. “You’re gonna invite me to be the best man right?”