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I think 2015 tried to kill everyone

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimised by 2015

Bringing this back five years later when, in fact, 2020 is trying to kill everyone

Everyone who reads this is going to die

If you ever google “Gary Oldman”, don’t forget the “R”

At some point, someone will think of you for the last time. That will then be the last of your existence

You wouldn’t actually believe your eyes if you saw 10 million fireflies.

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s like….boom there’s a snail

It takes all four elements to rip a bong.

Say ‘ow’ when getting hurt in a video game has become a lot more socially acceptable in the last 10 years.

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.