Unique As a Pokadot

As all girls do, we experiment. 

Some girls complain when they're angry, some girls scream, others cry. For me personally I've found that there's only one thing that seems to work beyond reason with males when they make you angry. You  ignore them, and ignore them, and let them figure out what they did wrong.

They'll spend so much time pulling their hair out in worry you won't even have to really say anything except what they did wrong and they'll readily agree to NEVER do it again because they already tortured themselves for so long.

But it should be noted that this only works under two conditions.

 if they actually care about your opinion of them. So once again, bonus marks for hot/intelligent/witty/bro girls throughout the land.

 if they actually did something wrong. As in, if they tell one of their best friends what they did, their best friend should look them in the eye and be like "Dude, you fucked up." 

Therefore as a disclaimer, if you're that girlfriend who bitches for stupid stuck up reasons, such as... oh let's say because you didn't get a Tiffany's necklace, but rather a necklace from a different jeweler, or if you complain if your sushi is made with white rice instead of brown when he went out of the way to get it for you. You're an idiot and don't read this column anymore and go and think hard about if you actually like the poor boy or not, or why you think so highly of yourself that you can't show some appreciation for small/large/any act of kindness.

But also, if he is rude to you accidentally, you let your voice be heard. Everyone makes mistakes, but they don't have to happen twice.