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All the trouts in my local area worship satan and chant "MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER" every day at 3AM

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hometoursandotherstuff

He looks like he saw a human and is screaming.

unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial

When we first saw a human we screamed too

#not an alien #ufotumblr #🛸

evilpineapple-offical

talk to me… please… my notifs are non-existent…

unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial

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satan-offical

okay officals who weren't terminated raise your hand ✋

unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial

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hometoursandotherstuff

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hometoursandotherstuff

In 1913, Dr. J.H. Kellogg, the cereal pioneer published a bizarre prediction for 2012. He warned that declining birth rates and social shifts would lead to a final human baby appearing as a hairless, bat-eared, four-toed creature. This outlandish forecast reflected early 20th-century anxieties and pseudo-science. Fortunately, 2012 passed without us becoming chinless, duck-legged beings, proving that historical doomsday predictions are often hilariously wide of the mark.

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unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial

Crap. They don’t look like that?! Our references are outdated.

Shit.

I mean.

“Human things. How about the falling sky water? Time sure progresses at a constant rate, huh?”

#not an alien #totally human #normal human

hometoursandotherstuff

The chicken has clearly hypnotized him.

unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial

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satan-offical

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

satan-offical

Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout

sexy-people-contests-2026

Keep Reblogging guys

satan-offical

Sexy People I trusted you

inkanddragons

We should make this Satan’s most famous post

satan-offical

Good luck with that, my most famous post has 38k+ notes

starryvirus

yeah we can get it there if we lock in enough

satan-offical

NOO

maskanimator

COME ON PEOPLE, ALMOST THERE!!

satan-offical

NO BAD BAD BAD

unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial

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spotify-offical

OMG PEOPLE WHO USE XE/XIR PRONOUNS PLEASE REFER TO YOURSELVES AS XE/XIR SALADS IT WOULD BE SO COOL

unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial

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awesome-offical

Btw you’re actually legally required to like Hatsune miku. Sorry, I don’t make the rules, she’s just too AWESOME not to love.

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argon-offical

i don’t think i want to know

unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial

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laciffo-natas

How are there so many transphobes on Tumblr

"Hmmm where should I go to be a hateful person for no reason... oh, I know! The gayest transest site possible!"

Like gurl (gender neutral)

We have you outnumbered 10:1

unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial

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timeloopoffical

I wish I was Hatsune Miku.

dangerouscrowboy-official

dont we all....

timeloopoffical

Technically all Miku's are canon.

WE ARE ALL HATSUNE MIKU.

I think.

dangerouscrowboy-official

BECOME ONE WITH THE M I K U

timeloopoffical

AHAHSHSBSHSSBDBSB

hatsune-miku-offical

I'm beginning to feel

OMNIPOTENT

timeloopoffical

HATSUNE MIKU???????

unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial

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I too enjoy normal human things, like blinking

#notanalien #human activities

comicallyqueer

above and beyond ally.

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effinbirds

I need your motherfucking votes

What's up, bird friends? Your pal Effin’ Birds has been nominated for another Webby Award, this time in the Animal category, so I'm facing off against a century old publishing giant and a fuckin' television network.

You can help some jackass who makes bird comics for a living defeat those impossibly large competitors by clicking here and voting for me. Let's make this more like the time I beat Jimmy Fallon and less like that time I lost to Ted Lasso.

unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial

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clonecadet

it’s kinda funny how dnd is just ocs with rules

unidentifiedflyingobjectofficial

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#tie-figher-sound.mp3

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