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‘the split second before the geysir erupts, the white part is the steam forcing the water out’

A stick figure lying on the ground, squinting and holding a black rectangle. The caption reads "You awaken in A ROOM. It appears you have AMNESIA."

The stick figure holds up the black box, which is revealed to be a PNG of the boxart for the game Amnesia. Captioned, "That's right, a copy of AMNESIA: THE DARK DESCENT for PC."

The stick figure squints at the box art. Captioned, "You have no idea why you have this item, as you have no memories."

The middle ages were one thousand years ago

I don't know if I need you to tell you this but Jesus was alive 2 thousand years ago during the Roman Empire

3 thousand years ago the Mediterranean and Middle East were recovering from the bronze age collapse. None of the philosophers of Western philosophy (or Eastern for that matter) were born yet

Earliest writing dates roughly to 5 thousand years ago.

Agriculture started roughly 10 thousand years ago

It told me the creature might have lived as much as 1,000 years ago.

SOTENBORI NEON *:･ﾟ✧

As my wife and I have embarked on book writing and two smut scenes currently exist my wife and I are needing to find acceptable words for various genitalia.

“Cock” is my favorite for penis, “phallus” is both of our least favorite. Vagina and labia are trickier as there just isn’t a very good stand in. “Folds” is okay, “clit” is fine, “pussy” made my wife laugh themself sick when I gave up on finding a nicer word.

But my wife has very strong feelings about what they feel the worst option is.

Today I got sent this