starters  /  prompts taken from various game grumps’   ten minute power hour   videos .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses as necessary . 

“  stop throwing stuff  ,  what is wrong with you  ?!  ”

“  turn on the magic of colored lights  ,  you jerks  ”

“  there’s a warrant out for my arrest  ”

“  this is just a blob  ”

“  i’m yelling in general not at you  ”

“  what if a child ate these  ,  then they would die of glass poisoning  ”

“  how did kids do this when they were childs ?  ”

“  take your cup off the raft you animal  ”

“  how do you not know your soda trivia  ,  you dope ?  ”

“  it tastes like cough medicine but good  ”

“  i think i’m losing feeling in my right arm  ”

“  i should be in a carnival  ”

“  i got the sugar shakes  ”

“  it’s a four  ,  as in the amount of days i have left to live  ”

“  i feel so weak  ”

“  i don’t have a sense of smell anymore  ”

“  drink it you armadillo  ”

“  ew no no oh no no  —  oh that’s not bad  ”

“  it tastes like if i ate a fridge magnet  ”

“  i love MSG  —  that stands for mighty good soup  ”

“  if we could get something sharp and dangerous that would be great  ”

“  the moral of the story is you have to have a huge hat  ”

“  i’m your dad  ”

“  you need to grow up .  it’s time to grow up  ”

“  i can’t open my eye it’s glued shut  ”

“  i’m a little bumblebee  ,  bzzzzz  ”

“  who knew that eating frosting could be such great exercise ?  ”

“  great news on the friendship front :  you’re my friend  ”

“  we better call some hospitals  ”

“  i’m already so sweaty  ”

“  there’s some kind of dinosaur wearing pants  ”

“  looking at this makes me feel like i’m having a stroke  ”

“  what does arizona look like ?  ”

“  i’m here with all of my friends in a hot  ,  nasty  ,  sweaty corner  ”

“  you see a spiced up dino  ,  you want that boy to smile  ”

“  i’m not gonna pretend i’m not jealous  ”

“  dude you got a scoodily doop dee woop doop doop wah wah wah  ”

“  we don’t have the necessary amount of woops  ”

“  i don’t want a pumpkin growing in my belly  ”

“  what are you  ,  my bully from middle school ?  ”

“  pumpkins were made by god to scare children away  ”

“  he’s already dead  ”

“  i feel good about what we’ve done here today  ”

“  ooo  ,  sparkles  ”

“  i’m trying to be beautiful  ”

“  oh we’re gonna fucking die  ”

“  are we penalized for screaming ?  ”

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me talking about what a fun, adventurous, and beautiful person Heath Ledger was and how I will continue to love, cherish, and support him until the day I fucking die:

a  collection  of  canon  dialogue  from  a  variety  of  marvel  comics  .

❝  well  ,  that  explains  it  …  what  a  bummer.  ❞ 

❝  you’re  not  as  bright  as  i’d  hoped.  ❞

❝  abandon  pursuit,  abandon  pursuit  !   ❞

❝  you’re  not  getting  any  thanks  from  me.  ❞

❝  my  past  is  my  future,  i  can’t  escape  what  i  am.  ❞

❝  it’s  called  teamwork,  not  that  hard  to  grasp.  ❞

❝  you  scared  the  snot  out  of  me  !  ❞

❝  i  just  wanted  to  do  something  right.  ❞

❝  did  you  take  lessons  on  how  to  be  a  cornball  ?  ❞

❝  i  could  never  stomach  a  bunch  of  quitters.  ❞

❝  is  this  the  part  where  we  cry  and  hug  ?  ❞

❝  you’re  outranked.  ❞

❝  how  did  you  know  i’d  make  it  at  all  ?  ❞

❝  the  time  for  subtlety  is  passing…  now  is  the  time  for  change.  ❞

❝  i  will  not  take  responsibility  for  yourself.  ❞

❝  i’m  not  doing  my  job  right  if  i  don’t  piss  of  at  least  ten  people.  ❞

❝  time  to  start  taking  this  very  seriously.  ❞

❝  punches  first  ,  talk  later.  ❞

❝  this  is  what  i  am  now,  and  you’ll  never  know  who  i  was  before.  ❞

❝  i  know  everything,  i  can’t  help  it.  ❞

❝  we’ve  got  to  face  this  head-on,  whatever  this  is.  ❞

❝  i’m  suggesting  we  suit  up.  ❞

❝  if  i  don’t  fix  this,   no  one  will  and  that’s  a  fact.  ❞

❝  there’s  no  such  thing  as  being  overpowered.  ❞

❝  is  that  really  your  seventh  cup  of  coffee?  ❞

❝  you  think  you  know  me  ?  that’s  cute.  ❞

❝  we  did  what  we  had  to  do  …  as  we  always  do.  ❞

❝  welcome  to  hell.  ❞

❝  what  nameless  nightmare  have  i  awakened  to  now  ?  ❞