felix culpa.

this remains one of the best old year/new year illustrations I’ve ever seen

Hawaii is talking about banning sunscreen that’s harmful to coral and I think that’s very environmentally sexy of them

No ones gonna say a thing about me calling environmentalism sexy huh

Hurray for skin cancer I guess :/

“Sunscreen that is bad for coral” =\= “all sunscreen”

I’d rather die than kill the environment, any day.

That’s very environmentally sexy of you

“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

me: i don’t mind being alone also me: *feels abandoned for no reason at all, needs constant reassurance that my presence is wanted, cannot see how anyone would want to be friends with me, is not able to focus on anything because of the intense feeling of imaginary rejection*

Step over ants. Put worms back in the grass. Rescue baby caterpillars. Release spiders back into your garden. Open a window for a bee to fly home. They are all little souls that deserve a life too.

My 10 y/o brother just said “I have an appetite for destruction” and then he reached down and untied my shoe

If you’re aroused by dirty talk, your genitals are technically voice activated.