Cal Kestis's #1 Malewife

Snake: Hrm... trans huh? give me a moment

Snake goes into a box and calls up his husband

Snake: Otacon, this lady dropped a piece of intel in regards to herself, do you know what "trans" means

Otacon: Snake, that's short for the term "transgender" a phrase used for those who's identity doesn't align with their asigned sex, some use hormones or surgery to better fit their lifestyle

Snake: Chemical and Surgical modification huh? they're like supersoldiers but they choose to change to fight for their own spirits rather than a nation...

Otacon: Remember snake, being "trans" is an umbrella label, many in the community identify beyond our common gender binary, including traditional cultural gender roles or wholly new ones

Snake: A wide variety of genders, such diversity not only make them unpredictable but increases practical versatility, impressive stuff

Otacon: oh this is just like Lily Hoshikawa from my Japanese animes

Snake leaves the box

and like going WHAT

BUT LOOK, STAY WITH ME I'M NOT CRAZY

look at Sniper's posture! he looks stiff and his hands are open with like all of his fingers kind of separating.... and look at the other mercs reaction, he's the only one that CARES about this

PLS LOOK

THAT MOUTH IS AGAPE!! pls don't tell me it's not weird to be this shocked about your "teammate" moving on from their long-lasting crush!!! or at least being the only one that CARES

ALSO LOOK!

[this may be my biggest stretch but let me live guys, im devouring these crumbs]

as you may see, sniper seems more distant to scout than with other mercs when standing...... this means he stopped abruptly! and you can see so because demo is peeking like "🤔", there's no reason to stop walking during this situation!

this exactly means what i always thought...

that sniper always had a crush on scout and he was only being pushed aside bcz scout was busy trying to make ms. pauling like him!! and he's shocked bcz he now finally has a chance!

BELIEVE ME GUYS

Damn gays getting distracted during the battle 😒

💠🥏 “That’s Tron— he fights for the Users.”

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As you may be able to tell I’ve been feeling normal about Tron 1982 lately. 🙏

WEHUEHA

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[ Please don't repost, but reblogs are of course welcome! ]

💠🥏 “That’s Tron— he fights for the Users.”

——

As you may be able to tell I’ve been feeling normal about Tron 1982 lately. 🙏

WEHUEHA

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[ Please don't repost, but reblogs are of course welcome! ]

I can’t help but envision appearing in their notifications constantly like this and laughing