âUgh, is it suppose to smell like that?â
âSmelling this feel like I just snorted sugar.â
âDoes this smell like love potion to you?â
âHey, I think you might be burning something on the stove.â
âHey, whatâs this? Can I try?â
âWait, whereâd the little bottle go?â
âPlease tell me thatâs not what I think it is.â
âYou mind tasting this⌠No Wait!â
âThis is going to end badly, you know?â
âWho has time for confessing, this is much faster.â
âAre you sure using generic ingredients is the best for this type of thing?â
âDid you just taste your own potion?â
âQuickly look up and see what happens if you accidentally taste your own love potion please.â
âWhy is this so complicated?â
âI donât understand why a love potion would even need this kind of ingredient.â
âDo you think if you drank your own love potion, you would learn to love yourself?â
âWhy do you have a squirt gun and why is it filled with pink?â
âThis lemonade is nice and also I love you.â
âThis tea is amazing, we should get married.â
âWhat was in that taco sauce anyway?â
âUgh, what was in that?â
âItâs not that I donât trust you, itâs just that youâve never made me anything edible before.â
âWait, which one was your cup again?â
âWait thatâs not ketchupââ
âThis has an, uh, interesting flavor.â
âThe secret ingredient is love.â
âI made this Valentine chocolate just for you. Really put my heart into itâ
âThis smells like feet and garlic, Iâm not drinking this.â
âWhat is this? Iâm not gonna let you use me as a guinea pig again. Not after last time.â
âNo thank you, maybe later.â
âWhy do you keep shoving this in my face?â
âWhy canât you just try it?â
âJust one bite and Iâll leave you alone.â
âIs this a love potion?â
âI know exactly what this is and Iâm offended you think I wouldnât.â
âItâs the antidote, I swear!â
âIt wonât affect me anyway.â
âI think Iâm gonna be sick.â
âWas it supposed to do that?â
âWow, I hate you so much right now.â
âIt wasnât suppose to work like this.â
âIt was suppose to make you love me, not lose everything else about you.â
âLook at them, is this what you really wanted?â
âYou could have just talked to me you know?!â
âIn my defense, it wasnât suppose to make you throw up.â
âHow was I supposed to know you were allergic?!â
âSo let me get this straight, you accidentally ingested a love potion that you made yourself?â
âI like being in love with you!â
âI knew they didnât like me, anyway.â
âYouâre such an idiot, you didnât need a potion to make me love you.â
âLove potions donât work when a person is already in love.â
âI didnât need a potion to see how beautiful you are.â
âNo potion in the world could match up to the love I already feel for you.â
âHow can I ever trust you again?â
âLeave me and never come back!â
âI just wanted to you love me the way that I love you.â