Uncle Funcle's

All Bound For Moo Moo Land This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and has a unisex cut, making it flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Our standard process for t-shirts is the Direct to Garment (DTG) method of printing. Our experience shows us that DTG printed shirts are just as durable as screen printed shirts when it comes to washability and they create photo quality prints. Using DTG allows us to produce your shirt once it is ordered on a wider variety of colored shirts and sizes rather than maintaining a huge stock that may or may not ever sell. This is why these items will normally take 2-3 weeks to arrive – they’re being custom made just for you!

It's Friday! Why Am I Not In Love? This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and has a unisex cut, making it flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Our standard process for t-shirts is the Direct to Garment (DTG) method of printing. Our experience shows us that DTG printed shirts are just as durable as screen printed shirts when it comes to washability and they create photo quality prints. Using DTG allows us to produce your shirt once it is ordered on a wider variety of colored shirts and sizes rather than maintaining a huge stock that may or may not ever sell. This is why these items will normally take 2-3 weeks to arrive – they’re being custom made just for you!

NO SEX UNTIL MARRIAGE This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and has a unisex cut, making it flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Our standard process for t-shirts is the Direct to Garment (DTG) method of printing. Our experience shows us that DTG printed shirts are just as durable as screen printed shirts when it comes to washability and they create photo quality prints. Using DTG allows us to produce your shirt once it is ordered on a wider variety of colored shirts and sizes rather than maintaining a huge stock that may or may not ever sell. This is why these items will normally take 2-3 weeks to arrive – they’re being custom made just for you!

Weatherford Water Color Peaches This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and has a unisex cut, making it flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Our standard process for t-shirts is the Direct to Garment (DTG) method of printing. Our experience shows us that DTG printed shirts are just as durable as screen printed shirts when it comes to washability and they create photo quality prints. Using DTG allows us to produce your shirt once it is ordered on a wider variety of colored shirts and sizes rather than maintaining a huge stock that may or may not ever sell. This is why these items will normally take 2-3 weeks to arrive – they’re being custom made just for you!

The struggle is real, man... ask any guy who weighs more than 200lbs and they'll likely agree. Please Don't Park Too Close I'M FAT Black text on white background. These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers. • High opacity film that’s impossible to see through • Fast and easy bubble-free application • Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use • 95µ density Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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