Get Cozy! It’s Movie Night!

Hey sorry if I’m kinda weird I was supposed to be dead by now

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

the veil of difference between what taylor swift and donald trump represent culturally is growing thinner by the second

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t

take off your genitals... you won't need them for the kind of sex we'll be having...

I likes it, Picasso.