Get Cozy! It’s Movie Night!

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

… she gets it.

"i don't read first-person" "i don't read second-person" "i only read present tense" "i only read past tense" if it's good i'll read it <3 and if it's bad. i still might read it? <3 yay, literacy

HOW THE FUCK did the omnipotent lonely guy become Steve Jobs dying of ligma

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

lukewarm vampires

no listen to me vampires are only "cold" compared to living humans who have a pulse built-in heating unit. but it's not like they have built in refrigeration. the undead aren't actually "cold" per se at best they're room temperature. lukewarm vampires

#if i cant lie on my vampire wife like bathroom tile when it gets hot then whats the point