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The least/most accurate/inaccurate thing about the ANOES remake is that Dean, the opening kill, is played by Kellen Lutz, who is SX FOOT ONE and a BEAR of a man.

And then Freddy is played by 5’5 short king Jackie Earle Haley.

This is HILARIOUS to me.

I’d be mad too, Freddy.

But also, Dean, my love, just fucking HIT HIM?!

HOW did that even happen?

Man had to jump on his back, quite literally, and I would bet money his feet would NOT be touching the floor.

… this may just be a Kellen Lutz thirst post. He is very big and looks nice and I’m VERY amused that he’s in TWO franchises I love.

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Dean: *exists*

Freddy: You grew up…

Dean: *Stands up*

Freddy: ..ok fuck you grew a LOT.

#a nightmare on elm street 2010

The least/most accurate/inaccurate thing about the ANOES remake is that Dean, the opening kill, is played by Kellen Lutz, who is SIX FOOT ONE and a BEAR of a man.

And then Freddy is played by 5’5 short king Jackie Earle Haley.

This is HILARIOUS to me.

I’d be mad too, Freddy.

But also, Dean, my love, just fucking HIT HIM?!

HOW did that even happen?

Man had to jump on his back, quite literally, and I would bet money his feet would NOT be touching the floor.

… this may just be a Kellen Lutz thirst post. He is very big and looks nice and I’m VERY amused that he’s in TWO franchises I love.

#a nightmare on elm street 2010 #Kellen Lutz #jackie earle haley

Akasha: I AM I AM I AM-

Literally every other Vampire: *walking her back to her slab* We know, Mom, go back to BED!

#the vampire lestat #akasha #queen of the damned

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Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

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I fucking love it when characters are just GALAXY BRAINED so every other pleb thinks they’re BONKERS but they’re NOT.

AKASHA, QUEEN OF THE DAMNED!

For context, she’s an ANCIENT vampire, possibly THE oldest, who feeds on anything she wants, including other Vampires.

She waits, as a weeping angel statue, moving only when she wants her prey.

Lestat, I believe, was bitten by her, and was commanded to drink from her in return.

This, obviously, is some freaky Vamp Magic and now he’s.. well, He’s on the Ceiling and she’s preaching the gospel of… her.

Bless this Mess, I need to catch up NEOWWWW.

#the vampire lestat #akasha

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i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

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The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

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why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

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"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

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gender neutrients

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… she gets it.

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just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

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Rory and Commie 2 ‘Date Night’ shirts.

They’re probably gonna commit several felonies involving some not-good-people.

#watchmen 2009 #rorschach #comedian 2 oc

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"i don't read first-person" "i don't read second-person" "i only read present tense" "i only read past tense" if it's good i'll read it <3 and if it's bad. i still might read it? <3 yay, literacy

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HOW THE FUCK did the omnipotent lonely guy become Steve Jobs dying of ligma

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This is so fucking fucked I get TRIGGERED when I see the conic version

Just blue with an ass, manhattan you USELESS BITCH-

#most useless god coded character EVER #watchmen #dr manhattan

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the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

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Absolutely Nobody:

The Comedian, Getting HAMMERED on the 4th of July and harassing the other Watchmen:

#watchmen 2009 #edward blake #the comedian #rorschach is the one going ‘dude BACK UP’ btw

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lukewarm vampires

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no listen to me vampires are only "cold" compared to living humans who have a pulse built-in heating unit. but it's not like they have built in refrigeration. the undead aren't actually "cold" per se at best they're room temperature. lukewarm vampires

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#if i cant lie on my vampire wife like bathroom tile when it gets hot then whats the point

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I HC all of my Undead characters as being cold, because I hate the heat, but this is something too…

Many thoughts many thoughts…

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