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@𝖚𝖓𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 : an independent, private & selective 𝙻𝙴𝙾𝙽 𝚂. 𝙺𝙴𝙽𝙽𝙴𝙳𝚈 of the 𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙴𝚅𝙸𝙻 franchise, established june 2021. written by jason [ 26, he/him ]. mostly headcanon based, with mixed media influence. PLEASE READ ALL CARRD PAGES BEFORE FOLLOWING.

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#tag drop :#.01 : STARTER .#.02 : THREAD .#.03 : ANSWER .#.04 : QUESTIONAIRE .#.05 : EDITS .#.06 : analysis .#.07 : HEY SHIT-FOR-BRAINS !#.08 : THERE'S A BAD MOON ON THE RISE . . .#.09 : PROMPTS .#.10 : GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED FUNNYPOST .

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constantly torn between “leon is short and on the stockier side, especially as he gets older and gains more muscle mass. not ripped or anything but like Average Guy muscle, like definitely works out at least 3 times a week muscle” and “leon is short and built like a weasel and could probably scrunch himself into any small space if he put his mind to it”

#OUT.#andthe shortness is only because i think it's funny to imagine him being like half a foot shorter than all the other guys around him #everything i do is for the bit i'm dedicated to whatever mental image gives me a good lil chuckle

why are you homosexual, how am i supposed to manipulate you if you aren't attracted to women

i don't have anything to say to this because i spelled immune as amune like five different times and forgot what my very clever and appropriately scathing response was gonna be.

need to finally have the wherewithal to finish redoing all my shit here so i can push my short little rat man leon agenda.

#you ever get so tired of how the fandom uwu-ifies a character that you just go. yknow what. i'm going to do a whole 180 on this.#i told nadiya the other day that ryan gosling is leon in my mind. sorry. he's literally just some guy.#just painfully average. absolutely nothing remarkable about his physical appearance.#any relationship with him is that 'if i had a lame ass boyfriend' tumblr post.#OUT.

rewatching cowboy bebop and absorbing spike into my moodboard of influences on how i perceive leon.

#OUT.

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i still think the funniest thing in any of the sd perry novels is in underworld with leon sitting there like huh maybe i have ptsd that's weird

#OUT.

why are you looking for edibles, leon?

for the bit.

hey u wanna be my boyfriend?

i literally [REDACTED] your [CENSORED] every [DATA EXPUNGED], jack.

hey can i borrow $10.

sure but i only have it in nickels and dimes.

what does the 's' stand for

it stands for "someone pass me some ibuprofen".

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sweetheart, i broke the television.

that's okay baby if the tv didn't wanna be broken maybe it shouldn't have been in your way. i bet it didn't think about that. also how did you do that.

(leon voice) sorry guys i can’t go fight fuckedup creatures today i have to go home to my smokin hot big titty husband

#OUT.

like itwould be funny if it was literally just a gag that leon never knows what’s going on at all ever and just always accidentally stumbles into nefarious government schemes but it’s also clear that the degree of stupidity he displays sometimes isn’t USUALLY like. intended. it’s just necessary to make various plots make sense because they literally would not work otherwise. i mean sometimes he IS stupid because he’s stupid but generally it’s just accidentally making him look stupid because there’s plot holes youcould drive a semi through. anyways i think i want to watch columbo.

#OUT.

thinking about how yeah leon is a good guy with generally good intentions but also the older he gets, the less naïve he is, and the more he understands that he has to compromise some of his morals.

#* leon as he exists inmy mind because capcom only VAGUELY plays with that concept #and also like yeah he is a fed against his will but he IS still a fed.#also by god one day i WILL work out how the fuck sherry became a dso agent without leon having any idea about it #<- not at all my point but i'm thinking about it anyway #but um ya that was one of my biggest beefs with ID is that there was perfect opportunity to give leon some nuance morality #and they just. didn't.#and like yeah there's something to be said about the underlying thread of American Exceptionalism present in leon's narrative #but capcom doesn't really do anything with THAT either #it's also weird to me that we have to suspend disbelief enough to like #understand that the US government has been in on the whole bioterrorism thing since the beginning #and functionally the DSO is basically the same thing that STARS was for umbrella #re: basically just being crowd control and to deflect blame onto countries and peoples the US government doesn't lie #*like #but leon is somehow always blissfully unaware of what his colleagues are up to?#which is. one of the BIGGEST pitfalls of RE as a whole #it's always INDIVIDUALS and never INSTITUTIONS #always a couple of bad apples in the government and never the government as a whole even though the only way any of this shit works #is if Every Branch is in on it in some way #and leon is supposed to be. yknow. pretty high in rank. he wields an insane amount of political power (that also nothing is ever done with)#so???#idk! just thoughts in my head ^-^#OUT.

doing a more thorough comb through of this blog and it needs to be understood that, above all else, leon is just a weird little dude.

#like YES he is a depressed middle aged man. but more pertinent than that. he is just kind of odd.#OUT.#<- also implementing my more simple tagging system

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softblocking inactives and whatnot, clearing out all posts that aren’t either a thread or a headcanon post i think is important enough to keep, and then maybe tomorrow i will redo graphics/gussy up my carrd and whatnot. or maybe i actually will just archive and move. who knows! we will see.

#i miss this dude....#.07 : HEY SHIT-FOR-BRAINS !

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#in honor of jake being back on patrick...#DYN. : IF I GO INTO IT WITH YOU ; I WILL NEVER COME OUT . ( viraluck )

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