Dissidia Duellum - Cellphone Headcanons
* Giving this man modern technology should be a war crime.
* Should not know what a cell phone is or how to use it.
* Prefers voice calls to texting.
* Texts in full sentences, perfect grammar. No emojis ever.
* Adapted well but not necessarily quickly.
* Once he figured out the camera app, takes all the aesthetic photos of flowers.
* Phone case as tacky as his headscarf.
* Fastest texter, though with a lot of errors. Lots of emojis and acronyms.
* Involved in a “weirdest place for a selfie” battle with Zidane.
* Not only allowed a phone, he somehow created an inter-dimensional group chat with Cecil and Rosa. (Give this man back his spouses, please!)
* Effortlessly winning the “weirdest place for a selfie” competition via POV shots from the top of tall buildings and landmarks.
* Camera roll full of food pics for his review blog, though he hand writes his notes.
* Enjoys cozy matching games.
* Lofi beats playlists for inspiration while she’s making art.
* Folder full of knitting patterns.
* Social butterfly at school. Thriving in the modern world.
* Collects charms to put on her phone case, swapping them to match her outfits.
* Cute ringtone, probably from some random cozy show.
* Just another Tuesday for Cloud.
* No ringtone, phone on silent/vibrate only.
* “Accidentally” forgets it.
* Camera roll full of pics of Angelo.
* Managing a social media profile for Angelo.
* Would be winning “weirdest place to take a selfie” if Kain wasn’t involved. Argues Kain’s don’t count because he refuses to actually take selfies.
* Would become an influencer if Mog would let him.
* Streams himself parkouring around the city and leaves geocaches for people to find.
* Streams on social media.
* Goes viral with stupid TikTok dances that she somehow wrangles the guys into participating in.
* Is an influencer despite Mog’s protests.
* You’d think she’s all business, but nah.
* Addicted to fashion blogs, though you’ll never catch her.
* Understated but fashionable case and accessories.
* Already 100% used to phones. Needed no adaptation period.
* Bit of a snob about phone photos, prefers a real camera.
* Manages the group chat.
* Also a war crime to hand him a phone.
* This man does not need a phone, get him a motorbike so he and Cloud can start a gang.
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