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okay YES I loved the Alastor and Vox angsty backstory we got in season 2 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULDβVE BEEN EVEN MORE DELICIOUS???
if they had been MARRIED.
like divorced 70 years ago and instead of moving on they just spent decades becoming increasingly bitter enemies because neither of them could admit they were still obsessed with each other π
Alastor: Youβre a sloppy Overlord.
Vox: And you were an even sloppier husband.
Alastor: THAT ISNβT WHAT WEβRE TALKING ABOUT
β
Vox: Why the fuck is my toothbrush still in your bathroom?
Alastor: Because youβve been too lazy to collect it for seventy years.
Vox: YOU COULDβVE THROWN IT OUT
Alastor: I could have.
Vox: β¦you kept it on purpose?
Alastor: Donβt be ridiculous.
β
and imagine them having some massive dramatic confrontation and everyone else is just standing there like
βare you two going to kill each other or fuck each other because we genuinely donβt care which anymore.β
Vox: I HATE HIM
Alastor: Likewise.
Vox: HE STILL HAS MY SHARK PLUSH
Alastor: HE STILL HAS MY COFFEE MUG
Everyone: OH MY FUCKING GOD. JUST REMARRY ALREADY AND SORT YOUR SHIT OUT
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theyβre not enemies. theyβre two profoundly stubborn idiots who never got over each other and decided mutual hatred was easier than emotional honesty
I like to think there was a time when Alastor proudly showed Vox every little corner of his beloved bayou... and Vox couldn't stop looking at everything with wonderπ₯Ήπ¦β¨
I had a dream about watching a Vees spin-off series!
It was so cool and Iβm lowkey envious of my dream self lol. I canβt really remember what the exact plots were but I think each episode was basically a βday in the life of the Veesβ.
Also, I think Alastor made a couple of guest appearances (probs to fuck with Vox lol), the Hotel gang was also in a few episodes (I donβt really know if it was all of them but I clearly remember Lucifer, Charlie and Vaggi defo being there), Angel Dust was a very frequently recurring character since he works for Val.
Every episode was either centred around one of the Vees (the other two being supporting characters) or just all three of them equally together. There was also a special longer episode which showed us the backstories of Velvette and Valentinoβs life on Earth (again sadly I canβt remember what it was) and then how each of them met Vox in Hell and formed the Vees. There was also a cool montage about how Vee tower and their company reformed over the years, getting bigger and brighter as they got richer and more famous.
But yeah TL;DR I would freaking kill for a Vees spin-off show and I really really hope Viv goes through with it πππ«
I am SO freaking ready for the Vox Depression Arcβ’ next season because I need to see that TV man broken crying and suffering BAD πππΏ

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Staticmoth with their pokemons because I said so.
my evil megalomaniac babies πβ€οΈ
They'are so hotβ‘
Guess I should be fair to the outher Vees.
Objectively is Vox hot?
Yes
no
Not would you smash just is he hot.
This may be an unpopular opinion but Iβve never really understood the fandomβs tendency to read Alastor as a particularly βfeminineβ man. Even just watching the show, I always got more of a charming, impeccably-mannered gentleman from the 1930s than someone who was intentionally written as feminine or androgynous.
People usually point to his exaggerated hand gestures and body language but honestly almost everyone in Hazbin moves like that. The animation is expressive by design. Characters constantly pose, gesture dramatically and look like they are on the verge of exploding because thatβs just the showβs comedic style. Iβve never felt like Alastorβs mannerisms stood out enough to signal femininity specifically.
Vox is a good example of what I mean. He also has plenty of exaggerated poses and mannerisms that people could easily read as stereotypically feminine if they wanted to. Heβs expressive, emotional and incredibly animated. Yet the fandom rarely labels him as βfeminineβ and instead a lot of people headcanon Vox as hypermasculine or having βtoxic masculinityβ which has always felt like a strange reading to me.
Looking at these screenshots, I honestly donβt see someone performing hypermasculinity. I see someone whoβs completely comfortable being theatrical, flamboyant, energetic and ridiculous. Thatβs just Vox being Vox lol. Heβs an over the top villain who loves being on stage.
And Iβd say the exact same thing about Alastor.
Neither of them really strikes me as βtoo feminineβ or βtoo masculine.β Theyβre just incredibly dramatic characters. Theyβre narcissistic entertainers who live for spectacle, power and presentation so of course theyβre expressive - theyβre literally performing half the time. Imo, their body language feels more like theatricality than gender expression.
I honestly wonder if the people sometimes conflate flamboyance with femininity. Being expressive, elegant or dramatic isnβt inherently feminine, just like being domineering or loud isnβt inherently masculine. Those traits can belong to anyone.
And thatβs kind of why I included these last screenshots too.
If weβre going to use body language as evidence, then these would be considered stereotypically masculine poses. But I donβt think these images suddenly make either of them βmore masculineβ any more than the earlier screenshots make them βmore feminine.β They both swing between all kinds of exaggerated mannerisms because thatβs just how these characters are animated and characterised.
At the end of the day, I think theyβre actually much closer to each other than fandom discourse gives them credit for. Both are egotistical media moguls, who dress pretty similarly (although that might just be because Vox copied Alastor lol), obsessed with control and power and both present themselves with a ton of flair. If one gets read as effortlessly masculine while the other gets labeled feminine for doing many of the same things, I think thatβs more revealing of the fandomβs assumptions than of the characters themselves.

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I saw ppl making this Meme for Alastor, as Alastor's #1 copycat Vox must do it too now!
Audio is from Christian Borle, the voice actor of Vox Animation made with Live2D
GUYS I ACTUALLY FINISHED IT OMG YAY
This is something I animated over this video I found on Instagram of Amir Talai arguing with a Vox Youtooz plush at Galaxycon/Animate Orlando this past summer. It took me a few months but I FINISHED IT!!! It's not perfect but I have literally never animated a voice/lip sync this long. I learned a lot and am very proud of it!
It would actually be really interesting to see a Vox and Lilith interaction in season 3 because, think about it, Vox spent all of last season practically using her reputation, her legacy and her image for his own selfish propaganda. Like he even named the massive weapon that almost destroyed everyone after her, basically dragging her name through the mud right alongside his own when he got publicly cancelled. Not to mention him abducting her husband (ex-husband?) and using him as a live batteryβ¦
Vox better watch out lmao because I highly doubt Lilith is just going to let allat slide ππ
I just know Iβd hate sitting next to this mf on the subway

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Vox needs to be studied because genuinely how tf does a guy with a literal TV for a HEAD look so freaking hot in every outfit he wears π
so I rewatched mean girls recently and I swear I CANNOT be the only one who sees this
Vox & Regina β power-hungry ringleaders who manipulate everyone around them
Valentino & Karen β evil bitches who are somehow also incredibly dumb
Velvette & Gretchen β judgmental gossip queens who know everything about everybody
AND
WAIT FOR ITβ¦
THE PARALLELS π±π±
See, no one can convince me that the Vees arenβt the Plastics in another universe with Alastor as Cady trying to tear them apart while Vox and Regina become increasingly fixated on taking down the one person threatening their power