THOUGHTS INTO ACTION.

❛  believe it or not I was quite the nerd in school.  ❜

❛  greeting wonderful citizens! and you nerds.  ❜

❛  the important thing to keep in mind is that nobody is perfect. everyone comes with their own flaws.  ❜

❛  are we bringing up your flaws now ? because if so get ready to take a lot of notes.  ❜

❛  you procrastinate a lot, you can be a bit selfish with your food and your other belongings, you’re definitely not the most adventurous person –  ❜

❛  nope! nope we are not talking about fears. I’m well aware of those.  ❜

❛  wow. that was a surprisingly deep and poignant question.  ❜

❛  where do babies come from ? I know it’s got something to do with storks.  ❜

❛  do you know how often you say you can’t cook ? lot’s of times. do you know how often you try to learn how to cook ? zero times !  ❜

❛  your face is scary !  ❜

❛  which we all know is referred to as adultery !  ❜

❛  you’re a real pizza work.  ❜

❛  ta ta ! I wish you the best of luck in your adultery !  ❜

❛  oh I’m sorry was I not wanted at this exact second ?  ❜

❛  what are you doing different ? what are you doing wrong ? what are you forgetting to do ?  ❜

❛  sorry kid but this is what I do.  ❜

❛  he’s severely lacking in the knowledge department.  ❜

❛  I hear what you’re saying and I do care about that, but here’s the thing: I don’t really care about that.  ❜

❛  oh good ! my anxiety ! right on time.  ❜

❛  all these thought and emotions in complete turmoil ? how could I not show up to this party ?  ❜

❛  get over it. you’re the least popular character and you know it.  ❜

❛  curse you for making me laugh !  ❜

❛  uhg. I do not like you.  ❜

❛  give it up. resolutions are nothing more than empty promises to yourself.  ❜

❛  you sicken me. you can’t always rely on a catchy tune to solve your problems !  ❜

❛  you besmirch the name of disney ? this time you have gone too far !  ❜

❛  really ? this is where you draw the line ?  ❜

❛  he was a very busy prince ! he had a lot on his mind !  ❜

❛  it’s totally fine to believe a random stranger when they tell you to jump out the window when they’ve already broken into your house.  ❜

❛  don’t sign a contract without having your mer-lawyer look over all the fine print and stipulations.  ❜

❛  I just wanna support you in everything you do !  ❜

❛  clickbait works (name) !  ❜

❛  I kept disney channel stars from starving !  ❜

❛  I almost died on a disney channel set !  ❜

❛  talk about the food !  ❜

❛  dad jokes, they work every time.  ❜

❛  can you like, stop, for once in your life ?  ❜

❛  I know your limits, that’s all I was saying.  ❜

❛  what issue ? you’re totally fine.  ❜

❛  he literally has dreams that are delusional and highly unrealistic.  ❜

❛  WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE !?  ❜

❛  I’m not your son.  ❜

❛  bigger house means more dogs !  ❜

❛  I learned so much today !  ❜

❛  roses are red, violets are blue … sunflowers are yellow, tulips come in all sorts of colors, so do roses – I really like flowers – daffodils are also yellow.  ❜

❛  I know big words too ! … saaaxaphone –  ❜

❛  I’ve got an idea ! don’t. don’t even try.  ❜

❛  that’s not how people work.  ❜

❛  I would like to speak from the heart, but hearts don’t have mouths.  ❜

( laughing ) ❛  well, I’m hopelessly crushed.  ❜

❛  not talk about me ?  ❜

❛  you find out what might be making their life difficult …  and you kill it.  ❜

❛  weddings are nothing but outdated, expensive pageantry.  ❜

❛  plus the diamond industry is incredibly unethical.  ❜

❛  stop. you’re upsetting him.  ❜

❛  I am feeling all types of bad.  ❜

❛  I wasn’t trying to help.  ❜

❛  what are you laughing at Hot Topic ?  ❜

❛  you’re implying that you love us !  ❜

❛  I gotta go bury that dragon witch body.  ❜

❛  home maintenance is not a joke.  ❜

❛  I’m a textbook procrastinator.  ❜

❛  didn’t take you for the dress up type.  ❜

❛  NO YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH US.  ❜

❛  did you actually look in a mirror when you put that on ?  ❜

❛  it can’t be a bad video if you never make one.  ❜

❛  when in doubt, remember that everything we do is all pointless anyways.  ❜

❛  bleak, but I appreciate you trying to contribute.  ❜

❛  elementary my dear … daddy.  ❜

❛  who gave him a knife !?  ❜

❛  (name) and I are playing dress up, (name) is making us question our existence and I found a dollar !  ❜

❛  ha ! I like that nickname and I’m gonna use it now.  ❜

❛  how could you do it ? I trusted you.  ❜

( sighs ) ❛  feelings, the bane of my existence.  ❜

❛  is it because I have a dollar and you don’t ?  ❜

❛  I am the cause of this, but I’m also the solution – to a problem I have caused and will inevitably resolve.  ❜

❛  am I in a paradoxical loop where I endlessly generate a problem and try to solve it like a snake devouring its own tail in order to satiate its hunger !?  ❜

❛  that was dark even for me.  ❜

❛  shush and make a face of agreement like everyone else.  ❜

❛  don’t screw it up !  ❜

❛  you … never want me to stick around …  ❜

❛  MOTHER F–  ❜

❛  get me out of here please. I need to leave.  ❜

❛  bippity boppity boo-yah !  ❜

❛  that’s one of those outbursts that we internalize.  ❜

❛  I know you intended to hurt my feelings, but I AM JUST SO DARN PROUD OF YOU THAT YOU MADE A DAD JOKE !  ❜

❛  I also still maintain my MySpace page. it’ll bounce back.  ❜

❛  I usually go and sit on a surface that isn’t meant to be sat on because when tomorrow comes I will be faced with even more challenges and I am too overwhelmed to be worrying about what ‘is’ and ‘is not’ a chair.  ❜

❛  I basically just listen to The Campfire Song Song from Spongebob on repeat.  ❜

❛  well that was thoroughly and utterly disappointing.  ❜

❛  you know what ? I am done ! I am done here. I am done with all of you.  ❜

❛  he misused the word infinitesimal last week !  ❜

❛ Well, I like the place. Not much with the view, but it has a certain Batcave air to it. ❜

❛ It’s about reaching out to people. Showing them that there’s love and hope still left in this world. ❜

❛ Hey! You’re a vampire! ❜

❛ I think I know a vampire when I am…alone with him…in his fortress like home. ❜

❛ Oh, you’re about to get your ass kicked. ❜

❛ This socializing thing is brutal. ❜

❛ How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing? ❜

❛ I don’t know about you, but I had a nice day. You know, except f or the bulk of it where I was nearly tortured to death. ❜

❛ See? You can save the damsel and make decent money. Isn’t this a great country, or what? ❜

❛ Am I intimidating? I mean, do I put people off? ❜

❛ Get over it! I mean that in a sensitive way. ❜

❛ What is stalking nowadays, like, the third most popular sport among men? ❜

❛ You’re making me wanna fight some more. You get lucky, you might last ten minutes; really lucky, and you’re unconscious for the last five. ❜

❛Aw, man. Latin! One of those dead languages you always mean to learn. ❜

❛ The bitch is back. ❜

❛ You’ve got pensive face. ❜

❛ No, I don’t think ‘urgh’ is the magic word, if one would call it a world, and even then it’s certainly not a magic one. ❜

❛ Okay, I think someone needs a hug. ❜

❛ Am I wrong in thinking that a “please” and “thank you” is generally considered good form when requesting a dismemberment? ❜

❛ You think you could say that again without so much shock in your voice? ❜

❛ It was rude. We should go kill it. ❜

❛ How am I supposed to go on with my life knowing what he had? What we could have had? ❜

❛ You never know your strength till you’re tested. ❜

❛ Well, if it’s a fight they want…can’t someone else give it to ‘em? ❜

❛ One of us has been drinking, and I’m sad to say it isn’t me. ❜

❛ The good fight, yeah? You never know until you’ve been tested. I get that now. ❜

❛ Is that it? Am I done? ❜

❛ I’m a rogue demon hunter, now. ❜

❛ Well, first I thought I’d stop everything and tell you my plan. ❜

❛ Probably got a killer shrine on your wall, huh? News clippings, magazine articles, maybe a few candles? Oh, you are so prosaic. ❜

❛ I get to make the coffee and chain the boss to the bed. ❜

❛ I learned, um, men are evil. Oh wait, I knew that. ❜

❛ I really don’t like it when people shoot me! ❜

❛ Here’s the plan. We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face. See where it takes us. ❜

❛ Wow. Groveling isn’t just a way of life for you, it’s an art. ❜

❛ Do you know what the most frightening thing in the world is? Nothing. ❜

❛ Love. Is this the work of love? ❜

❛ No tears. We’ll meet again. ❜

❛ Ever since she ran me through with a two-by-four, things have been different.  ❜

❛ Remind me to get the name of your dealer before I kill you. ❜

❛ In all my years, I’ve never killed a famous person before. ❜

❛ Funny. You think will all the people I’ve maimed and killed I wouldn’t be able to remember every single one. ❜

❛ Now, now, don’t poop out on me, damn it! Otherwise this all is just going to be over too fast, and you’ll be dead, and I’ll be bored. ❜

❛ I’ve lost battles before, but nobody else has ever made me a victim. ❜

❛ For a taciturn, shadowy guy, I’ve got a bit mouth. ❜

❛ Peace is not an easy thing to find. ❜

❛ Everybody dies. I’m just trying to make sure than when we die, we stay dead. ❜

❛ Damn. Here it is! Evil white folks really do have a Mecca. ❜

❛ Are you assaulting me up in this haven of justice? ❜

❛ I’m sorry, I nodded off. Did you get to the part where you’re evil? ❜

❛ What connects us to life is a simple truth that we’re a part of it. We live, we grow, we change. ❜

❛ Okay, as tiny mistakes go, that’s not one! ❜

❛ It’s an ancient sacred text, not a magic 8-ball. ❜