Oop.

eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

oh gurl, you don't know the half of it. I remember 90s tabloid with headline my new neighbour is from Chernobyl and her baby has a tail! It was a poorly assembled collage of a baby's body with an ape's face and a lemur's tail all xeroxed into -100 contrast, people put effort of cutting clippings (granted with a rusty pair of scissors) but it counts

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

just learned that my friend’s sister likes to learn what cologne her boyfriends’ dads wear and then buy it and layer it with her perfume when they’re having sex to create a Freudian effect. omg

Concept: You have magical powers, but all of your spells need to be cast in rhyme. If the metre is wrong, it won't work. If the rhyme almost rhymes but not quite, it won't work. You can reuse the same constructions and just substitute in new names as needed, but the more you do this, the less powerful it will be. Simple cantrips can be basic rhyming couplets, but the more complicated your spell, the more elaborate your poetical structure needs to be.

Wizard duels, obviously, are just rap battles.

@plaidadder you might actually kick ass at this lol

People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!

That one is porple

GO OFFF

But also… RAD PLAYING MY DUDEEEE

this is the coolest guy alive actually

I think this might be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life that involves a violin

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling