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what are your CHILDHOOD nostalgia songs. like shit ur parents played in the car when u were super young that became an integral part of ur existence

"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever

nine inch nails fans be like dude you have to listen to Drop an Anvil on My Cock (Ruined Mix II)

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

just occurred to me that there are adults who’ve never been to a funeral. an incredibly bizarre concept to me

alright folks when did you go to your first funeral? (i was 4)

if your circle isn’t discussing penis, cock, dick, or balls, it’s time for you to find a new circle

that is not what i meant to add whoops

Don't care + didn't ask + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you

One of the funniest things about you Marvel bitches is how much you suck at making gifs

I think as adults with our own living spaces it's important to have your friends over periodically for a sleepover. And i mean a real sleepover. Staying up late to watch movies with junkfood and popcorn and then going to bed only to stay up even later talking in the dark and laughing because you're so exhausted that everything's funny but you still don't want to fall asleep.

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming

neither were pink floyd when they said, "You are young and life is long, and there is time to kill today/ And then one day you find ten years have got behind you/ No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

This person's niche interest just became mainstream here's how they are coping