in my defence, spring

It's been said before but I will always maintain that kingdom hearts is peak because it spends two games building up the villains as a powerful group of mysterious, unfeeling humanoids who will stop at nothing to achieve their goals, only to reveal one game later that they're actually all coworkers who live together in a hype house, hate their boss, and have sitcom-level interpersonal drama

live by the sword die by the sword. sleep by the sword. eat by the sword. fuck by th

you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m going to be subjecting you to like 9-15 posts a day like “anyone else think young kyle machlachlan looks like a butch lesbian” or “what if tony soprano was bisexual” or “i have a mosquito bite”