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The devil in me wants to write modern Au Aerion x Aemond 😈
It’s evil Barbie x evil Labubu

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Why were Jesse and Park so grumpy? Well, I’m glad nobody asked but it is because July 4th is their anniversary. 10 years of being the Pitts most low key (and long-lasting) relationship. Shifts have been booked off, gig tickets purchased and they’re set for a day of beer, pinball, food and sex (not necessarily in that order) but then Jesse gets the call - the Pitt is understaffed and could he please, please come in? Before he’s even said yes, Jesse’s leave has been revoked and he’s back on Day Shift. Because there’s zero point in having an anniversary when the other half of said anniversary isn’t there, Brendon decides he may as well go in as well. Unlike Jesse, Brendon decides to make his bad mood everyone else’s problem and stalks the Ortho ward in a grump all day, a mood which is not improved by the IT shutdown. They can’t even book anywhere to go for dinner after work because everything was booked out months ago and even takeout will take forever to deliver.
Jesse was equally as moody, until the abandoned baby came in. As an ex peeds nurse, he can’t resist a baby and he spends most of his shift attending to Baby Jane Doe. Being a nurse he knows how broken the foster system is and Brandon grew up in foster care, he’s heard the horror stories first hand. Maybe they could take her home for a little bit…
Meanwhile Brendons mood has somewhat improved when he gets called down to see a poor gal whose had her leg sliced clean off at a waterpark. Severed limbs are his speciality. The surgery will take hours though so he stops in on Jesse to let him know that their anniversary night is a bust. Jesse is holding a very contented looking baby and this is where if Park had ovaries they would have exploded. Yes, of course they can take the baby home for a few days, no, he didn’t give away all the formula from the last baby they looked after and yes, he would like Jesse to order him some food for when he gets home.
It might not have been the anniversary they originally planned but at least Park gets to replant an limb and Jesse got to cuddle with a baby… DUN DUNDUUUNNNN…
Park having floofy hair in his hospital ID is everything to me. The slick back is his work hair but catch this diva on the weekend and the floof be floofing.
Shout out to my two grumpy kings.
Do not make them have to deal with Baby Nurses/Doctors
Shoutout to the three Jesse x Park shippers who sent me "how Park found out about Jesse/ICE" asks - I've smushed them all together to make one giant post of angst:
Firstly, the leg replantation would take 10+ hours so Park meaning that Dana/Robby/Nurse Gang would be long gone by the time he's finished. Nobody is going to interrupt such an complex surgery to tell him that Jesse has been arrested and hauled away by ICE. AND due to the hospital gossip train, everyone would already know what’s happened.
So that leaves Abbot who has to combine forces with the Ortho charge nurse to make sure nobody tells Park before he has a chance to. Night Shift are on edge all night, waiting for the phone call from the Ortho ward to let them know that Park has finished up in surgery. Lena gets the call around 3am so Abbot heads up along with Jesse's stuff that got left behind.
And poor Park is already exhausted from the IT shutdown mess and then having to do a really complex surgery - he just wants to take a shower and get to bed. He’d told Jesse not to bother waiting for him because the surgery would take hours and now he’s thinking he should probably sleep in the spare room because Jesse is back on shift in a few hours and he doesn’t want to wake him up. They won’t see each other properly until Sunday which sucks BUT they both have four days off. They're going camping at Allegheny National Forest so at least there’s that. Although he’s half expecting to find out that Jesse has taken the abandoned baby home which Park will pretend to be grumpy about but secretly doesn't mind.
But then he finds Bernie, the Ortho charge nurse, and Abbot waiting for him in his office. Maybe Jesse did take the baby home and now they’ve found the mom or something… But then Bernie starts using her “this patient is about to panic and I need to calm them down” voice and Park begins to clock something is wrong because if he was needed back downstairs, they would have just called up for him. An attending would never come all the way up here...
Abbot is relaying all the information they have but Park is still stuck on the fact that Jesse - his kind, sweet and gentle Jesse - has been a) arrested and b) hauled off to gods knows where and EVERYONE has known for hours except him. And then full blown panic because It's the holiday weekend, all the hospital admin have gone home and nobody seems to know what to do or who to call. And finally completely crashing out because Jesse’s surname is dutch - what if they try and deport him? Or send him to prison? Or Park can’t find him?
And as much as he’d like to, Abbot can’t hang around cus the ER is already backed up with patients. But he stays long enough to convince Park not to make the three hour drive to the detention centre, that he’s better off going home and trying to get some sleep. The last thing Jesse needs is him crashing his car into a ditch because he's too tired to drive. Bernie arranges a Lyft and Park ends up back at an empty house desperately trying to figure out what to do. His phone starts blowing up with texts from one of Robby's med students - she filmed Jesse being arrested and now her followers have figured out where he is, which is also how Park found out #FreeNurseJesse was trending all over social media. Now his rage mode is activated and he's about to make Jesse being arrested everybody else's problem until he gets him home.

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Hair curled, waist snatched, scrubs laid.
Pitt Nurse Gang:
So what did you and Dr Park do for your first date?? Drinks? Romantic dinner? Did he cook??👀
Jesse:
We went to see Anti Flag and spent all night in the mosh pit. Three people passed out, I hurt my ribs and Brandon lost a shoe. Best first date ever. 😍🤘
Pitt Nurse Gang, not knowing Dr Park rolled like that:
… ok, well as long as you had fun.
Jesse:
We're going out again on Friday night to see Megadeath🥰☺️
Pitt Nurse Gang:
🫤
You said you dont have time to write anything but how dod you think Park and Jesse's first date would go? Asking for a a friend.
Hi friend!
Honestly it would go something like Park is down bad for Nurse Jesse, that’s a given, but because of all the pesky past childhood trauma - being in foster care was BAD ™️ - his fear of rejection and abandonment is is STRONG. He’d love to ask Jesse out for a cute little metal concert date but his brain just won’t let him. Meanwhile Jesse is struggling because one minute he’s talking to fun, flirty and kind of goofy Brendon and the next its Dr. Park: Orthopaedic Surgeon and Amputation Specialist.
It's making him miserable and confused and Park realises he needs to get his shit together because aside from Dana giving him a hard time, the new Pathologist has 100% been making eyes at Jesse. And if Jesse turns him down he can always run away to a different hospital.
There’s a band coming to town that they both like so Park buys tickets and arranges to pick Jesse up at his apartment for their date. Except nerves + dyslexia do not make good bedfellows and he mistakes 9pm for 6pm and shows up 3 hours early. Jesse’s only just got in from his shift and is a little bit confused but Park is MORTIFIED. Like wants to crawl into a hole and evaporate level of embarrassment. Jesse doesn’t mind though, and he tells Park to make himself comfortable whilst he de-scrubs.
They spend hours talking and Park apologies for blowing so hot and cold/not being able to tell time. He doesn't tell many people about his dyslexia + foster trauma mashup but Jesse is so kind and gentle that Park blurts it all out. He also learns that Jesse hasn't dated anyone for about three years which makes him feel even more nervous.
Jesse ends up suggesting that they stay in rather than go to the concert and they stay up all night talking and eating take out.
It's only when Park gets home does he realise that his brain also fucked up the concert date - its actually in September - and that Jesse must have noticed and saved him from more embarrassment by suggesting that they stay in. A fresh wave of embarrassment hits him because normally he doesn't care about being dyslexic but he also doesn't want Jesse to think he's an idiot. But he'd needn't have worried because Jesse texts him almost immediately asking for a second date.
obsessed with the idea of Jesse having leg sleeve tattoos instead of arm sleeve tattoos. Nobody will convince me he doesn’t have more tattoos hidden under his scrubs.
Am I weird that I want to know what else was in Park the Sharks workbag? What else did Oglvie find?
No, I love the weirdos!
Front compartment: a pen, hand cream, work IDs, throat sweets, plant protein bars that Jesse gave him, pain meds, air pods, chapstick, tissues.
Main compartment: day panner, a terribly written romantasy book he can't stop reading, laptop, hand sanitiser, plasters, gum, expired eye drops, Mio energy drops, electrolyte packets, another pen, wallet, car keys, house keys with a Jaws keyring, hair gel, hairbrush, Jesse's prescription, grocery list, spare socks.
Wallet: 20 dollars cash, coffee gift card, vet appointment reminder, mini golf punch card, polaroid of him and his foster mother, ticket stubs from 2012 Mayhem festival (first concert he and Jesse went to as an official couple), a prayer card Perlah gave him when Jesse was really sick, receipts, Pirates season ticket renewal reminder, drivers licence, bank cards.

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Still in my "Park x Jesse and Ogilvie being a terror" hyper fixation phase and if I had the time or the brain capacity I would write a 20,000 word fic about Ogilvie still wanting in on Parks surgery rotation but for some unknown reason reason, Park won't give him the time of day. Whitaker suggests finding something Park is interested in and trying to bond over it, which is easier said than done.
He ends up sneaking into Parks office whilst he's in surgery and looks through his work bag to see if there's any intel he can use - like a favourite snack or a book - but aside from the usual doctor stuff all he finds are the same vegan snack bars that Dana stocks, a copy of a book called "Quicksilver" which must have been left behind by a patient, his wallet and his house keys. Parks driver licence reveals his address which isn't that far from the hospital... Ogilvie's intention was to just find out where Park lived and "bump" into him but Park would be in surgery for hours… he could be in and out and return the keys before the surgery finished. Find something that he can use as bonding material that would give him the edge over Javadi.
Parks cat keeps following him around and hissing at him and he almost tripped over the drum kit that's set up off the living room and there's loads of weird metal band tour posters on the wall - he didn't peg Park as the musical type. There's three bookcases stuffed full of books which range from weird romance to high level fantasy but too many for him to search through to see if he's read any of them. The fridge is full of vegetables, tofu which Ogilvie doesn't eat and bizarrely has a picture of Nurse Jesse holding Parks cat on it.
Meanwhile Park is on way home after successfully reattaching someone's arms only to find out that he's forgotten his house keys. It's well past midnight but the light is on downstairs which means that Jesse must be awake. But when he calls Jesse to let him in, he's half asleep and wondering why Park is calling him from downstairs and why he's been wandering around the house for ages in the dark. Then Park having to kick his own front door down to rescue Jesse from the Intruder/ICE/Ghost but it's actually Ogilvie who has fallen asleep on their sofa. Snooping is tiring work.
Dan being a Dr McKay stan 🥰💅
Dan and Phil sharing one set of house keys and then arguing about who lost them is the most Dan and Phil thing ever...
Dana back in 2011 when the new Orthopaedic surgeon everyone seems terrified of keeps loitering near her nurses station. Yes, he's very handsome and has a reputation as a brilliant surgeon but that doesn't mean he gets to clutter up the place.
It doesn't take her long to realise that its Jesse Park is not so subtly staring at, understandable, but she's seen this far too many times before - a doctor will take a shine to a nurse and when it inevitably goes sour, the nurse gets shipped off to another hospital and the doctor gets to carry on as normal. Not on her watch. Her nurses might be grown but that doesn't mean she's going to let any of them get thrown under the bus because a doctor couldn't keep his or her hands to themselves.
And Jesse is one of her best - Paediatrics have never quite forgiven her for stealing him from them when he first came to work at the Pitt. She would raise hell if he left because of some idiot doctor. And he's just gotten out of a toxic mess of a relationship - he doesnt need any more drama. So she keeps an eye on Park who, aside from terrifying all the med students and interns, is surprisingly well behaved.
Four months later the office romance that Dana has become quite invested in seems to have stalled. There's lots of lingering looks and conversations about bands she's never heard of but nothing seems to be moving forward. Now Dana has to get involved because the med students keep crashing out whenever they see Park and Jesse is looking slightly forlorn.
She ends up cornering Park on his way back to Ortho and after some investigating it turns out that whilst Park can reattach missing limbs with ease, his confidence in his flirting/boyfriend abilities is low. Jesse probably wouldn't want to go out with him anyway after how shitty his ex was. And everyone keeps mentioning how nurses will never date the doctors so...
Dana tells him that he's being an idiot and that she's 99% certain that if he asks Jesse out, Jesse would say yes. And if he's not going to then he's needs to stop roaming around her ER. Her tough love seems to have worked because a week later she overhears one of the med students gossiping that she was certain she saw Nurse Jesse and "that crazy surgeon from ortho out at a bar" - Robby shuts that down real quick.
Park is surprisingly well behaved (but only to Jesse and the rest of the nurses) and only comes down when he's needed. Dana also has a direct line to the surgeons on the Orthopaedics ward - she makes Jesse call because that usually means one of them will materialise faster.
Watching the new med students/Interns slowly figure out that Park the Shark is the super sweet boyfriend that Jesse occasionally brings up never fails to amuse her.
I would give anything to see Park yelling at Ogilvie.
Lucky for you Ahmad caught it all on the hospital security cameras:

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My "How did Ogilvie find out Jesse and Park the Shark are a couple" H/C since I've already done Whitaker.
Ogilvie wanting to get in on one of Park's surgeries because it will look good on his internship, only to find out he's taken a leave of absence because his partner, who Ogilvie assumes is his wife, is unwell. Nobody knows when he's coming back so he ends up stalking the Ortho ward until he overhears one of the nurses saying that Park will be back next week.
Coincidentally his return coincides with Jesse's who, as well as having the shit kicked out of him, caught an awful bug in the ICE detention centre because the conditions were so bad, but Ogilvie is too wrapped up in beating Javadi at Intern Wars to put two and two together.
Park keeps popping down to check on Jesse, which Dana allows because Jesse probably shouldn't be back at work anyway but the hospital admin are shit and it was either that or be unemployed. And Park isn't too much of a distraction, unlike some of the other hospital romances she's been witness too...
Meanwhile Ogilvie has found out that Park personally asked for Javadi to shadow one of his surgeries and is determined to get an invite for himself. Despite everyone telling him not too, he gets in the way once Park is finished seeing a poor construction worker that's accidentally had his hand chopped off. He's only talking to nurse Jesse so it shouldn't matter too much if Ogilvie interrupts....
He briefly brings up Parks ailing "wife" before listing all the reasons why he would be a better candidate to shadow a surgery than Javadi. She'd probably be more focused on making one of her dumb TikTok's anyway.
And Park... implodes. Because not only has Ogilvie wasted the precious five minutes he has to check in on Jesse before he has to get prepped for his next surgery, he's now got this idiot baby doctor trying to worm his way into his OR.
So that's basically how Ogilvie found out - by being yelled at in a room full of people.
Obsessed with Donnie realising he was about to witness a double homicide as soon as Park walked in.
And then running to the Nurse group chat to tell Jesse his husband was being a menace to the baby doctors. Again.