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A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

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crafty-butch

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

woodwool

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

woodwool

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

itwashotwestayedinthewater

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

fursasaida

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

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MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

postnuclearophelia

he got raptured

queen-elizabeth-the-3st

hppjmxrgosg

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

hairspraywhore

>no idea what a tumblr accent even is

>”oozes off of me like a thick miasma”

psych-is-the-name

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

hellenhighwater

The vet noted that Vice had a little bit of plaque built up on his teeth at his appointment last week, so we're now ten minutes into teaching him to tolerate having his teeth brushed. Step two will be increased tolerance and three will be finding a pet toothpaste he likes.

The things I do for lint, man.

hellenhighwater

So this is literally only ten minutes of training on the toothbrush, but prior to this I have made a point of occasionally touching teeth while petting for all of my cats, because dental checks are part of routine vet visits and this normalizes that kind of contact. So sometimes while I'm petting their faces, I'll move their lips and press against their teeth a little.

Then, I introduced the toothbrush! It's one of the soft bristle spares I keep packaged in my guest room-- I opened it up, swirled it through the treat jar to cover it in crumbs, and held it out for investigation. Mmmm tastes like treats

And then I used the toothbrush to brush over his face and head, which he enjoyed quite a bit! This is a good face, trust me. Gradually I focused on petting and brushing near his mouth, eventually bringing a second hand in to stabilize his head. Lots of treats at this stage. And then...a little bit of brushing and still more treats.

He's food motivated enough to stick around throughout this whole process. If anything, I'd encourage you to occasionally gently handle your cat's mouth during normal petting, just to make vet visits easier.

hotterthanhades

every wikipedia editor in america right now

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reallyreallyreallytrying

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

baba-fett

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

paranormal-taters

specifically this kind of bonk.

humanityinahandbag

Reblonk

mgs5

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

nanocomputer

when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito

noknowshame

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

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wayfire-official

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

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