When you have 4 versions of PHP on a Windows server
Hmm.. which one is active?
<?php echo 'Current PHP version: ' . phpversion(); ?>
Show & Tell
Sweet Seals For You, Always
EXPECTATIONS
Mike Driver
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
$LAYYYTER


Kiana Khansmith

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
NASA
occasionally subtle
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gracie abrams
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
One Nice Bug Per Day

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When you have 4 versions of PHP on a Windows server
Hmm.. which one is active?
<?php echo 'Current PHP version: ' . phpversion(); ?>

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XenServer Version
[root@xenhost-dell28 ~]# more /etc/redhat-release XenServer release 7.1.1 (xenenterprise)
Re-running the Ubuntu motd
admin@WEBSERVER01:/$ landscape-sysinfo  System load:  0.35        Processes:      272  Usage of /:  29.5% of 61.67GB  Users logged in:   1  Memory usage: 10%         IP address for eth0: 192.168.5.5  Swap usage:  0%         IP address for eth1: 192.168.7.42
 => There is 1 zombie process.
 Graph this data and manage this system at:   https://landscape.canonical.com/
Unisys techs

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Running sh ip int br during an outage as a habit.
Netapp Failover
Project manager: I need this form filled out by Friday
Me: I don't really see anywhere in here to add information. Can you give me some detail?
Project manager: I don't know, I've never done this. I just need it.
ipsec replay window
%CRYPTO-4-PKT_REPLAY_ERR decrypt: replay check failedÂ
This annoying-as-fuck error can indicate packet loss, though it can also be caused by bursty traffic. Let’s make the window a little bigger.
crypto ipsec security-association replay window-size 1024
Get-DaysTilCCIE.ps1
Function Get-DaysTilCCIE { [CmdletBinding()] Â param( Â $StartDate=(Get-Date) Â ) $EndDate=[datetime]"06/21/2018 00:00" $NumDays = New-Timespan -Start $StartDate -End $EndDate | Select-Object -ExpandProperty Days
Write-Host "There are " -nonewline Write-Host -Fo Green "$NumDays" -nonewline Write-Host " days until you take your CCIE exam. Go open VIRL!" }
. Get-DaysTilCCIE
There are 51 days until you take your CCIE exam. Go open VIRL!

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Showing up to a new datacenter to recable and wondering how it got so bad in the first place.
Netflow TCP Flags
URG Â Â ACK Â Â PSH Â Â RST Â Â SYN Â Â FIN 32 Â Â Â 16 Â Â Â 8 Â Â Â 4 Â Â Â 2 Â Â Â 1
Common flags:
1A = SYN,ACK,PSH
18 = ACK,PSH
CCIE Supplements
XenServer VM List
Run this from each pool master
xe vm-list | grep -v Control | grep name-label
NX-OS Error Checking
sh int fc1/1-48 | i fc|Speed|err

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Create Folders by Month
Finally, a PowerShell post.
Create folders for each month with a oneliner.
ForEach ($i in 1..12) {New-Item -ItemType Directory -Path C:\Temp\$((Get-Culture).DateTimeFormat.GetMonthName($i))}
A variation with the month numbers
ForEach ($i in 1..12) {New-Item -ItemType Directory -Path "C:\Temp\$i - $((Get-Culture).DateTimeFormat.GetMonthName($i))"}