dream.

namjoon: it's to meet you too

trump: ...you forgot "nice"

me: i want u to hurt me

him: one time hoseok did a solo vlive and everyone kept asking for the other members

me: wait

him: so hoseok stopped doing solo vlives for over a year

jungkook: *points water gun at jin’s face* this is a robbery!

jin: for fucks sake jungkook I told you this morning to not bother me at wo-

jungkook: *shoots water at jin and runs outside*

jimin: *takes a step*

editor: *puts squeaky sound effect*

jimin: *takes another step*

editor: okay *adds sound effect*

jimin: *starts running*

joon stans:

yoongi: what

namjoon: on my way to the dorm i walked past a dead bird :((

jungkook: ok all I need is a password

jungkook: hmmm let’s do “jimin” because he’s a great hyung!

system: password too short

jungkook:

hoseok: wow it’s such a nice day *puts down towel*

taehyung: *comes up from underwater aggressively*

hoseok: WHAT THE FUCK

taehyung: hi hyung

jimin, behind the door in the background:

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕

🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓

🌕🌕🌖🌑👁🌑👁🌓

🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑🌑🌑🌔

🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕

🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕

🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕

🌕🌕🌘🌔🌘🌑🌕🌕

🌕🌖🌒🌕🌗🌒🌕🌕

🌕🌗🌓🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕

🌕🌘🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕

Yoongi: Namjoon could you turn on the directions?

Namjoon: yeah sure hyung

Siri: in 500 metres, head east

Yoongi: east? what the fuck do I look like? a fucking compass?

Namjoon: I think by east she means righ-

Siri: in 300 metres, head east

lmao- laughing my ass off

tbh- to be honest

omg- oh my god

jungkook: hyungs shut up im an adULT

armys: ᵃʷ ʲᵘⁿᵍᵏᵒᵒᵏᶦᵉ ᵇᵃᵇʸ!!