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envisioned an awful bra

it's been a while since this reblog was made but i just saw this while looking back through my bullshit. ok. okay whatever. fine. that's fine. that's ok. what the fuck ever. ok.

twoblondesmaybemore

If it makes ‘em flatter you can call it a binder of Isaac

actually I’m done. If you’re religious, any religion, you should kys.

toastyspider

wan wan krissy cutie 🐕

alyrian

Yeah NormalNPC becoming the "Hometown butcher" was not in my chapter 5 bingo

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flowery is basically peter pan and the other flowers are the lost boys kids. like. right?

I mean Flowery’s based off Asriel and Kris was always living in his shadow, right? Hm. With the Flowers’ “Kris’ family but reversed” theme with Ralsei I guess that would make Ralsei Peter Pan’s shadow? Or something? Maybe she’s Wendy, idk. Why not both

Wait. Ralsei is Tinkerbell.

twoblondesmaybemore

Ralsei is referred to as an Artemisia in the flower-verse. Artemisia contains many species, but the most famous one is probably wormwood, which is the psychoactive ingredient in the hallucinogenic alcoholic drink absinthe. Absinthe is sometimes called “the green fairy”. You may be onto something.

pyxehastoomanyinterests

and if i said i think the flowers are representations of kris and their issues?

(and even if Pink isn’t a flower it’s Pretty Obvious what she’s supposed to represent)

Obviously it’s a good thing cause I’m sure the expectation that it would come out this year hinged on unrealistic working schedules, but… October 2027… Will I even be alive then?

#Delicious in dungeon

Anyone else kind of sick of scowling stoic tough guys as male protagonists?

No, but like; we need more swashbuckler types

sadfransisko

Instantly reminded me of this

Kratos would be prettier if he smiled more.

janusfnc14

Can we get a Male Bayonetta or something. I need a guy that sashays and slays.

#I assumed she and male bayonetta would both like girls

Oh my god yes

viridianmasquerade

male Bayonetta smh Gayonetta is right there

twoblondesmaybemore

Wait, is the extant Bayonetta not the gay one?

Cyberpunk heist movie where a trans woman's favorite hot swap genitals are stolen and being held hostage, so she has to get together a crew of trans human misfits to recover them. Meanwhile the thieves have locked out her pubic region with a hack through the genitals' wireless ability and are spending the whole time edging her to fuck with her ability to concentrate on retaliation.

Sorry, I meant story not movie. Story I'm going to write about these

One of the characters is a famous cyber hacker who copyrighted his brain and identity, then sold the copyright and specific franchise agreements to his girlfriend before he died. So now there's just this massive industry of solid state assist builds using the mind of one of the greatest hackers to live, literally thousands or millions of copies of this one guy, each version different based on what the buyer does with it. The only way to make an illegal copy is if he agrees you deserve him for free - otherwise he just wilfully erases himself. Unfortunately he's such a common program that at this point most decent hackers know some workarounds or what kind of security needs to go in place to shut out a fresh printing who hasn't learned to update and adapt to more recent security. It's not uncommon for some prints of his to be glorified corporate versions of Windows Defender, and he doesn't give a shit because all he wanted at the end was that his girlfriend would be disgustingly wealthy, which he got.

Other characters. A polycule of nonbinary lovers who had their brains fused together an installed in a single body so they could experience togetherness with greater intensity.

Quantum witch who has figured out how to store her nightmares, intrusive thoughts, and crippling depression into patterns compatible with human neural impulses and can project them in the form of hexes onto other people, or reverse the process to siphon thoughts.

Guy who had his entire digestive tract cybernetically enhanced so it constitutes over 1/3 of his body mass but he can use all his organs as extra limbs or attack with them like a starfish throws its stomach at its prey.

Retired military robot whose brain is a daisy chain of forty rat brains who is still trying to get its personhood legally recognized and resents not being able to do anything for itself without the aid of a "service human" who legally speaking technically owns it as a pet.

Guy who has had his entire skeleton replaced with a network of low level AI centipedes allowing him to react at incredible speeds and move in ways that shouldn't be possible.

House sized anthill which lives underground and interacts through a series of dozens of drones which can temporarily assemble into a humanoid shape if needed.

Orca who had most of her body destroyed by a depth charge during one of many surface wars and had her head and remaining spine installed into a colossal multiarmed mech suit to be able to collect the disability compensation after she sued, and uses it to maintain a coffee bar and support group focused on civilians injured in military or police actions.

Guy who installed entropic conversion units at key joints of his body which allows him to become super fast, hyper intelligent, super strong, and indestructible for ten minutes, but anything within a ten foot sphere around him at the start gets turned to ash.

Human / mosquitos hybrid with a small scale nanoplant mod in their throat. They can treat any injury or illness on themselves or any other organic entity provided they have something healthy and alive to drain the resources from, or are willing to dissolve parts of their own body, which they can regrow later but it's very painful.

The Orca at this point has her lifespan indefinitely extended and mostly has chosen this out of spite but her feelings for government and military aside she is actually quite nice.

Ratbot has a real uphill battle because if it wins personhood the military has to start paying benefits to every functional ratbot and they were created as disposable soldiers with human like intelligence but without any regulations about their rights. As far as the military is concerned they just need to stall until ratbot parts all run out and the one with the lawsuit breaks down permanently. Bad news for ratbots.

The mosquito hybrid is a low income area doctor. Wealthy people can afford nanoplants that run off vat grown synthetic material and have near perfect cell regrowth and life extension. Mosquito hybrid found their nanoplant as a junk discard experimental model and needed a set amount of insect genetic material before it worked.

Fused polycule is named "Portland." I think I'm hilarious.

The Orca's bar is called Morcha Latte

Everyone is hella poor which is why people try to pirate the franchised hacker. The advantage is pirate prints are free by choice and tend towards greater adaptability due to lack of server updates and purposeful separation from their primary wants and needs. However the down side is they cannot be backed up or transfered, and this makes any pirate print hacker functionally a very mortal, vulnerable individual, permanently tied to whatever device he was printed onto initially.

The guy with the skeleton replacement mainly operates as a hacker for hire / ransomeware operator, and the exceptional reaction and flexibility makes him very skilled in these areas, physical fighting is not something he is particularly trained in and he'd rather avoid it. Like most people with mods, a big chunk of his income goes to maintaining the corporate subscription for their use.

Trans woman protag is a mod broker because the total lack of non-subscription based transition led her down the road of getting parts jailbroken or refurbished til she put together this horde of body parts and adaptors and she theseus shipped her original body, sold her own flesh and blood for pennies on the dollar organ transplants. But with all the connections she got during transition she ended up with a stabile income as a corner store chop shop for people who can't afford subscription mods or medical treatment. She finds the parts, one of her contacts does the refurbishment, and another breaks, wipes, or otherwise disables any of the oem software.

I assume anyone reblogging this post this recently wants to read the finished story.