Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to pick up random stray cats and take them home (the cats have like 5 million diseases)
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to draw on his arm when he’s bored
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be chewing gum 24/7 and have his breath STILL smell like shit
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to fw the sound of washing machines
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to sleep with 5000 stuffies that will all fall off his bed at night
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to say “scrumdidillyumtios”
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to respond with “oh yeah me and ____ are best palls!” when you talk about someone random from like five towns over
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to give EXTREM bear hugs
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to let his sister try on his clothes since she looks up to him
(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to wear crocs RELIGIOUS
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to put way more hot sauce on his food then he can handle
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have a car that’s looks like it went through more trauma then a war soldier and say “nahhh she still drive fineee”
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to literally knock someone’s teeth out but also cry when he steps on a cats/dogs tail
(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to fw caseoh
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to hug his pillow/stuffies as he falls asleep
(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to fw chicken-butt, ligma, your mom, and brainrot humor
(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to use “🤣😂“ unironically
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to start noticing stuff like sunsets more after Johnny and Dally’s death
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have tried cat/dog food before because he was curious
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always tear the paper off of water bottles bc it’s satisfying
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to love long car rides but hate traffic
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to hate seeing Darry’s wasted potential
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have his drinking get EXCESSIVELY worse after Johnny and Dally’s death
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to accidentally push people away because of how “annoying” he can be
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to know he’s the talentless one of the group
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to crave intimacy but fear he’ll be left
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to believe in aliens
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to LOVE apple juice/chocolate milk
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to say “listen here, buckaroo” unironically
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to feel a pang of guilt every time he beats someone up, even if it was a socs
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to get all flustered if you draw anything on him
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be extra paranoid after he got beat up by the socs
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to make silly faces to you when the teacher is talking about serious
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to feel no purpose for a while after Johnny and Dally’s death
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have believed dragons were real until 2nd grade
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always subconsciously fulfill an older brotherly role to everyone in the gang
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be liked by everyone but also be no ones favorite
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to know how he’s never going to go anywhere in life and how eventually all his friends will grow up and he won’t…
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be embarrassed to show others his house
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to want to clean his house but lose motivation like five minutes in
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to wonder what was wrong with himself
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to give out the BEST music recommendations
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be the life, no TORNADO of the party
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to sing in the shower
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be the worst singer but also always sing during karaoke
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have made even socs laugh even if they would normally make fun of him
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to trace random shapes on you if he has a crush on you
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always slide around his socks
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to take to animals in a baby voice
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to accidentally say “forty-ten” while counting to 100
(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to love 2000s white girl music
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always play with his hoodie strings
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to LOVE comic books
Two-bit Matthews (and Ponyboy Curtis) are the type of guys to always be doodling randomly on paper in class
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have late summer nights be his favorite kind of weather
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to laugh EXTREMELY loud but also snore EXTREMELY loud
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to climb fences with his friends frequently cuz he bored
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always prioritize his friends happiness
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always be the one who lights up a room
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have the CUTEST smile
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be surprising good at comforting people
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to drink and drive (not cool)
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to drink to numb his pain
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to tease his friends as a way of showing his affection
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to struggle with hygiene (me too bro me too 😞)
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to (post book ending) fight or be defensive to anyone who threatens because of his past traumas which getting beat up
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to love when his friends go on long rants about their interests
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to try to always be supportive of his friends
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have ran up the stairs on all four until he was like 14
(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to HATE the new Disney remakes
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always bother his friends while their at work
(Modern) Two-bit Matthews (and really all of the gang) are the type of guys to pirate movies
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to LOVEEEE giving you surprised hugs from the back
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to sleep in jeans 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have a “secret” candy drawer
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to break somebody’s jaw if they go too far with a joke but also scream like a baby whenever he sees a spider
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to get his jaw broken because he always go to far with jokes
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to love flower fields
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to hate being alone
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to randomly start singing when a situation gets to quite
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always be finger drumming
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to sing LOUDLY when drunk
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to die laughing for no reason when people are trying to be serious
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to not know the difference between there/their/theyre/ and to/too/two for an embarrassingly long time
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be a chronic outfit repeater
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have to room go quite just when he’s about to say an inappropriate joke
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have shoplifted all his favorite shirts
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to shoplift gifts for his friends
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to bite his cheek when he’s blushing
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to bite his fingernails
(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to answer to spam callers just for sharts and giggles
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to pick at all his scabs
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to literally put like a gallon of grease in his hair
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have the CUTEST nervous laughter
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to kiss your scars but also say something stupid like “well your the cutest zebra I’ve ever met”
(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to eat pop rocks by the dozen
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be a surprisingly good ice skater
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to feel survivors guilt as the years go on and more of his greaser friends die
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to stretch like a cat when he wakes up on the morning
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to loveeeee giving you nose kisses
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to nuzzle into the crook of your neck
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to absolutely adore everything about you if he has a crush on you
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always make fun of you if he likes you
Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to try his best to be romantic to you and by you flowers on valentines day
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