Twitching Monkey: A Blog Without Pants

Today's Weird Accordion To @alfredyankovic column by @nathanrabin is #TheNightSantaWentCrazy. This is a radio single, and while the Nathan's essays will continue through Medium Rarities and whatever Al chooses to do in the future, this may be my last bit of song-specific memorabilia. Radio singles, anyway. #weirdal #weirdalyankovic #badhairday #christmasmusic #soulasylum #blackgold

Yes. #BobRoss #Archer #Prince #HanSolo #candles (at Eldorado Cafe ATX)

The beautiful & talented @lolitalynne #lolitalynne #foolsmoon (at Barracuda Austin)

San Antonio (at San Antonio, Texas)

Oh my god... The VIP laminate art I did for @alfredyankovic's 1997 tour is in the #SqueezeBox book! Page 120. #weirdal #weirdalyankovic #badhairtour

This furry schmuck.

I want this car. #SmartCar #r2d2 #StarWars #artoodetoo (at Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar)

Cantina! #StarWars (at Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar)

I love Alamo @drafthouse at #StarWars time (at Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar)

Today's Weird Accordion To @alfredyankovic column by @nathanrabin is #Gump. This is a radio single. #weirdal #weirdalyankovic #badhairday #presidentsoftheunitedstatesofamerica #potusa #lump #forrestgump

LANA! @aishatyler brought her directorial debut @axisfilm to Alamo @drafthouseaustin. It'll make you feel like watching it again to pick up the Easter eggs and connect the dots. #aishatyler #archer #lanakane #selfinflictedwounds #girlonguy #emmethughes #axisfilm #alamodrafthouse (at Alamo Drafthouse Village)

RIP #RanceHoward

I am not your Gary Busey boy. #drunkdriver (at Alamo Drafthouse Mueller)

This is above a urinal. #messages

I'll be in my hibernation chamber until Feb 1. Fuck yeah, @flansyflans! #tmbg #theymightbegiants