Happy ISAT anniversary! Wanted to play with magazine covers and how everyone's might look like with different outfits! Post game musings/headliners. B&W versions under the cut :3
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Happy ISAT anniversary! Wanted to play with magazine covers and how everyone's might look like with different outfits! Post game musings/headliners. B&W versions under the cut :3

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Fuck It. Arthros Your Office Supplies
get turned into a Critter idiot
TUMBLR MARKED MY SILLY LITTLE GUY NSFW. HUH
yknow what
how do you like me NOW tumblr. bitch.
Sorry I showed you my tummy and got hard from all the belly rubs it will happen again
(first-time pred goes ham on a buncha slimes and gets a tad carried away. pred pov, willing prey, multiple prey, implied digestion, suggestive themes)
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in front of the pred sat a large bowl, full to the brim with multicolored, fist-sized slimes.
while they were technically featureless and incapable of expression, they all seemed to gaze back up at the pred with what could almost be interpreted as mild curiosity.
the pred shifted, caught off-guard by their behavior. mostly just because they were nervous, anticipating the daunting task before them. they rested a hand on their middle, carefully caressing their empty belly with their thumb. they had wanted to try this for so long.
now, the opportunity was finally here.
where the fuck did the phrase ‘fits like a glove’ come from. ive never worn a glove that fit perfectly in my entire life.
ah. i see. el problema es el capitalismo.

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Bwuh. Vore day
Just out of curiosity
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!!!!!!
How dare you hide this masterpiece in the tags
Holy shit this is one of the funniest possible responses of my god
God i want to put a collar and leash on someone
I was about to make a post like "I like when prey and pred just have a relationship and it's clear the pred wants to eat the prey but they don't" and whatever etc. a whole thing but completely fucking RUINED it by the words "vore edging" slowly fading into my mind
vore edging... translated to= your stomach growling when you're hungry basically
Vore edging, keeping the prey in your mouth while your stomach gurgles and begs for them...
What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell
I usually bite a little opening on the skin and suck it dry then peel it to eat the dry meat
I thought everyone does this…
personally i cut it in half first and then flip it inside out like so

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video game abstractions are something else. i'm leveling Culinarian in FFXIV and i hit level 56. "hold on," i say to nobody in particular, and put my frying pan (hot, wet with freshly cooked sauce) back on my hip. "before I make any more hollandaise sauce, i need a better knife." there in my pocket, it awaits: a knife whose titanium edge is so keen that only a level 56 Culinarian can so much as grasp it. so i do that. and now i have no need for my old knife; it has served me well, but it physically cannot be used by any other. it is inextricably bound to my soul. i cooked with it before, you see. one cook per knife only. so i take it into my hands one last time and disintegrate it into various magical crystals. the concentrated fire essence extracted from within can be used to make more hollandaise sauce
cant stop thinking about this video
For context this was in response to someone saying their cybertruck was heavy duty
oh no no NO no no I am sorry my dear @thebirdtm you are NOT underselling one of the most seminal pieces of television of my entire childhood like that on MY watch.
"How is claiming they drowned a Hilux possibly underselling it" GREAT question.
To start with a little disclaimer, Top Gear's Hilux did not start off, as in the video above, in pristine condition. It started off with nigh-on 300k kms (for you yankees, that's about 8.4 million Boeing 737 wingspans) and a condition to match.
And it's only once careless driving around town yielded zilch in given shits...
(look, I found a local newspaper picturing it being driven around!)
...that they decided to drown it. Now, the underselling part: if you told me that they drowned a pickup the first place my mind would go to would be "driving it through a river a bit too deep for it, perhaps as deep as its height, until it stalls and then tugging it back out". You will concede that's rather different from tying it down on the seashore with the second highest tide in the world...
...and leaving it there until it engulfs the whole truck...
...only for the ropes to snap...
...and for the truck to be lost to the tides for FIVE HOURS.
(and for those wondering, yes, just as promised, well within an hour and the mandatory limits of basic tools and no spare parts, up the mechanic made the thing fire and away the presenter drove it - I must imagine doing a number on his clothes in the process.)
Oh also I would have mentioned the caravan.
Or at least the wrecking ball.
But hey, at least the fire was mentioned.
Still, I feel it's criminal to leave out how they celebrated it surviving all it did: by parking it at the top of a 23 story building for all to see! :)
Wait NO-
Well, that was uncalled for. Given what it survived, it deserved to rest in a museum instead of being unceremoniously cleared out with the other chunks of public housing that buried it.
Or at least, given that buried it wasn't...
...to be tumbled down from the rubble utop which it sat...
...and be fueled up.
"be fueled up", pfft, what for?, I hear you say. And you are right.
Look at that thing, you say.
Let's be serious now, however pretty of a story it would be that's not a truck that will do anything remotely in the ballpark of firing up, let alone running.
And again, you are right.
The battery was disconnected.
Sorted that, tho
"You can't be serious." Oh darling I sure can! "Well the presenters can't then" no no, I assure you, it lived. Go see it for yourself! It's at the National Motor Museum in Beaulieau, England!
I grew up watching Top Gear and it shaped me in many ways. My adoration of old Toyota Hiluxes is one of them.
Reach Hilux Through Violence
do you guys fw hypnosis in vore... or venom. idk. anything that makes the prey unable to do shit basically. I'm curious
[grabs you and shakes you like a milkshake] you get it. why do you always get it. is there an instance, a single second where you do not get it
epic band au
bonus \/
here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash

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I am normal and can be trusted around creatures that can fit in my mouth :3
Oh good to know!
*playing with my friends inside our little glass case* haha yayy:) *noticing theyre all stuck through with pins & unmoving* oh no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no